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I prefer to use my wife's vagina to masturbate myself lol

A: On an Asian girl that tiny, almost invisible fleshy nub is called the clitoris. On an Asian guy the same nub is called the penis.

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I'm with you. I'd much rather stay home and smoke some with my wife. I don't need to pay a $15 cover to see some worn out, stretched out broads fake titties.

Don't waste your money on any Apple products. It's funny, most Apple marks out there spent most of the 90's and early 2000's talking about how evil Microsoft was when it turns out Apple is that way...

What lifestyle? Pretending to be gay to piss off your folks? lol

On topic though: Met my wife through my sister, she was one of her employees.