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i hope you know you are just beggin me to post even more

i will count the fact that you responded at all as internet defensiveness. i laugh at you many an internet post

ps i almost got arrested cause they thought i was lying to them

vengeful scars i called you and you just kept asking me what the problem is. i told you there wasnt a problem i just wanted to give you my demon then a few minutes later some policemen came to my...

captain castle you suck.

you may proceed to get internet defensive

no spoilers here but she gets possessed and kills her boyfriend

so I stuck it in my butt but I forgot to do an enema. so now my phone has poopy all over it. but the good news is the demon texting has calmed down. maybe it stopped?

garlic is to vampires as...

they keep sayin I'm gonna die if I don't lick them. wtf am I supposed to lick? guys I'm really scared by this I don't know what to do should I really stick my phone in my ass?

dude what the fun am I supposed to do what if I get possessed? I'm thinkin about puttin the phone up my ass I think that might stop it cause no one likes to be inside an ass right?

I just got this text message from "UNVERIFIED SENDER." It just says "lick me!!!!!!!!"

my first thought is this is a demon trying to reach out to me in hopes of eating my soul. Thoughts?