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  1. Thread: hai guyz

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    yep that's how breathing works, buddy

    yep that's how breathing works, buddy
  2. Thread: hai guyz

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    hai guyz

    still exist, huh? me too, me too
  3. :sycld:

    :sycld:
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    Security camera video capture good too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0fAnwX76aI&feature=share
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    consider my jimmies rustled

    consider my jimmies rustled
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    I can't remember if we already knew...

    I can't remember if we already knew effingawwwwwesome was this much of a douchebag or not
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    a) forget about it, it's rarely worth keeping...

    a) forget about it, it's rarely worth keeping contact with an ex, especially in the situation you're in.

    b) stop conducting all your affairs through facebook.
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    oh come on, it is obviously a hat

    oh come on, it is obviously a hat
  9. Thread: Gypsies

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    They're a nuisance. And, more importantly, they...

    They're a nuisance. And, more importantly, they don't really pay taxes. So they have to go. At least, that's how most people view it. People tend to take a detached view of groups of people they...
  10. Thread: Gypsies

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    The whole gypsy (or, to use their preferred term,...

    The whole gypsy (or, to use their preferred term, travellers) thing is pretty big in the UK right now (you can thank us for the "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding format, it's one of the most popular shows on...
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    no she's not

    no she's not
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    I think if you google "goonies + wedding" you can...

    I think if you google "goonies + wedding" you can probably find a goonier wedding.
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    You kind of sound like you're making excuses. I...

    You kind of sound like you're making excuses. I understand why you have reservations but you should focus on the important ones, not petty shit about how she's not the hottest girl you've ever met or...
  14. Thread: Karaoke

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    No I didn't, Karaoke doesn't come with a bitch of...

    No I didn't, Karaoke doesn't come with a bitch of a come-down. Karaoke wins.
  15. Thread: Karaoke

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    Karaoke

    I'm pretty sure there is nothing more fun than karaoke. I tried ecstasy once but it didn't live up.

    Anyway, I've finally found a friend who also understands this so my karaoke nights are becoming...
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    Maybe, but all the guys love my stupid fake...

    Maybe, but all the guys love my stupid fake titties.
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    I really hope you are that stupid. I don't want...

    I really hope you are that stupid. I don't want that to be a fake credit card number.
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    Fun fact: I don't know anyone who is bothered...

    Fun fact: I don't know anyone who is bothered about the royal family.
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    I can't fucking wait for Brave.

    I can't fucking wait for Brave.
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    I hope you were constantly saying to the guy in...

    I hope you were constantly saying to the guy in the middle "hey, don't you have a barn to erect somewhere?"
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    Why is the kid dressed like he's in ZZ Top? ...

    Why is the kid dressed like he's in ZZ Top?

    Also, why are you all wearing wallet chains? What was the theme of the wedding, Bad Fashion Decisions From 2002?
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    Well it wasn't the friendliest introduction, was...

    Well it wasn't the friendliest introduction, was it?
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    That's weird, I started writing my contribution...

    That's weird, I started writing my contribution to this thread a few hours ago but got distracted by googling Goodbye, Farewell & Amen. It's one of the greatest pieces of television ever.

    Anywho,...
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    hahaha

    hahaha
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    bacon and sausage and mushroom sandwich

    bacon and sausage and mushroom sandwich
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