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    My roommate is my friend so it works out perfectly.

    Last year I had 3 roommates. One who never even showed up (I had a single for a couple weeks, nice!) and then my cousin who was just the slut from hell and then another girl who was really nice.

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    I sleep with my roommate every night. I feel his hairy body curled up next to mine. I go to sleep fingering him.

    He's kitty.

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    My mom gets on my nerves

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    The room mates I had last summer were a bunch of ultra-conservative boring asshats so I checked yes. I don't currently have room mates but will move in with my best friend next semester.

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    I live with fraternity brothers so no

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    like it when they paddle your ass, eh?

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    There needs to be a "sorta" option. One for the people on the fence. My roommate is a good guy but he asks the most retarded questions during movies, tv shows, video games, or anything of importance. Or the most randoms shit that I could care less about.

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    Great post, I am happy I came here to read it
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    Yeah.....no.

    I don't have a roommate because I'm slightly hermetic.
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    My housemates are cool

    Otherwise I would not be living with them.

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    i don't have a roommate but i hate your roommate's roommate

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    i don't have a roommate but i hate your roommate's roommate
    and which one might tht be mister smarty pants?

    i have more than one, way to assume you clever aussie you

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    I don't mind my roommate too much, though he pisses me off when he kicks me out for whole days 'cause 3 hours isn't enough time for him to do something with his GF...

    Voted yes because it's about 51/49
    Still Alive, maybe.

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    My roommate is family.....so I fuckin hate him!

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    my parents are cool. no rent, free food, and they don't give a fuck what I do as long as I empty the dishwasher. Seriously. That is my only responsibility.

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    Nothing wrong with having your parents as your roommates.

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    I have 29 roommates. Most of them are very awesome, and many of them live off the ship.
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    Lols MPR is a gay seaman.

    Livin with mom and her boyfriend, who are almost ALWAYS never here so it's cool.
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    I have 5 housemates and we are all good friends so it works out great. So far.
    We moved in about 3 weeks ago.

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    I'm my own roomate and make love to myself every night. It works out very well!

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    I'm my own roomate and make love to myself every night. It works out very well!
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    My roomy Candace is awesomesauce!! She does the dishes, I take out the trash; we both are into video games, she doesn't bitch, and we are both really laid back. It is funny, EVERYONE assumes that her and I are dating, and that is not the case, nor will we ever date lol

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    Meh. He's cool, but against the dope smoking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maliathone View Post
    My roomy Candace is awesomesauce!! She does the dishes, I take out the trash; we both are into video games, she doesn't bitch, and we are both really laid back. It is funny, EVERYONE assumes that her and I are dating, and that is not the case, nor will we ever date lol
    are you male or female do you have penis or vagina

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    totally like today my dad was like hey whats up and im like know what man leave me alone youre a buzzkil

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    One of my buddies shares an apartment with a SUPER fine chick, but I just don't see how that works out. I just think guys and gals aren't compatible until they are binded by the unholy union called marriage.

    Then the guy just gets whipped or the girl beaten into submission.

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    Eh, my roommate is cool, my apartment mates suck though. They smell like ass and are slobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    I live with fraternity brothers so no
    OH SO HOW MANY DICKS DID YOU SUCK TO GET IN

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    I am a guy, I am gay though. So one of the reasons we actually can be room mates without any awkward moments lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maliathone View Post
    I am a guy, I am gay though. So one of the reasons we actually can be room mates without any awkward moments lol.
    Why the hell wasn't I invited to the coming out party?! I'd even bring cake!



    Gays like cake right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Lols MPR is a gay seaman.

    Livin with mom and her boyfriend, who are almost ALWAYS never here so it's cool.
    Women live on this ship, too!
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    Do they get raped a lot? This is a serious question, you guys are sailors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    TL;DR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    OH SO HOW MANY DICKS DID YOU SUCK TO GET IN
    88

    Cause that has numerological significance, standing for the 8th letter of the alphabet twice-- "HH," for "Heil Hitler"


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    88

    Cause that has numerological significance, standing for the 8th letter of the alphabet twice-- "HH," for "Heil Hitler"
    Let me guess, recently read an article about the Obama assassination plot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Let me guess, recently read an article about the Obama assassination plot?
    Uh, no.


    I mean, "yes."


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    Gays like cake right?
    Sure do! Just make sure to bring something with lots of chocolate, I mean fruit cake is good, but meh, chocolate is better! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maliathone View Post
    Sure do! Just make sure to bring something with lots of chocolate, I mean fruit cake is good, but meh, chocolate is better! lol
    Clearly you've gone black and will therefore never go back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Do they get raped a lot? This is a serious question, you guys are sailors.
    Rape happens, but as to the frequency of the occurrence of rape I cannot answer. I can tell you that the ratio of females to males is one to five, and that 100% of us are thinking of sex because... well, what else is there to think about? I would also like to comment that rape isn't strictly confined to females victims, but males are able to be raped and that even males can be raped by males.
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