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    Default I have an annuity, but I need cash now.

    What do I do?

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    Call JG Wentworth. 877-Cash-Now!
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    I want my money and I need it now!

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    Fail.
    "It's my money and I need it now!"
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Read your annuity contract, there should be a provision for determining cash present value to terminate the agreement.
    Or figure out a way to transfer ownership and sell it to someone for slightly less than its net present value of future cash flows.

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    I have a structured settlement but I need cash now...

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    yo i can help wit dat
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