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    Default What entertainment should I have at my wedding?

    I'm getting married in September and I'd like to offer some sort of entertainment for the guests. There will be a DJ and dancing, but I'm trying to find something else to do and we don't want a magician.

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    get a second DJ

    The best wedding reception I went to had two DJs.

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    Open Bar
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    Get a band with a good wedding singer.
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    Yeah get a band... A good wedding band can play all of the songs you want your DJ to play.

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    Open Bar
    this is really all you need

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    this is really all you need
    We had this at my wedding. To this day no one can name what song we had for our first dance but everyone remembers the open bar.

    Fuck entertaining those people, just let them get drunk and entertain you.

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    Open Bar is the only way to go.

    I've been to 3 weddings. the first was a family friend, I was 13, so I only drank like 2 beers my dad gave me. The second was my cousin on my dad's side, I was 16, was able to drink quite a lot, before they figured out I was underage, and had a great time. The last was at my pro-golfer cousin(Roland Thatcher), on my mom's side, I was 17, open bar and they didn't care I was underage. I don't remember much other than the dinner, and having a blast with all the people I wasn't really related to, and only a few of whom I had known previously.
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    Did your dad give you heroin?

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    my daddy don't do drugs.

    It was urmom
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by piranhas View Post
    We had this at my wedding. To this day no one can name what song we had for our first dance but everyone remembers the open bar.

    Fuck entertaining those people, just let them get drunk and entertain you.
    hey man my invitation mustve gotten lost in the mail or something

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    Yeah that is what must have happened.

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    Ansel is either Autistic, or just retarded...
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    or a spam bot

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