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    Default CI, ask a guy who is drinking beer anything.

    Title explains it, I'll give beer count as the thread progresses. All questions will be answered as accurately as the situation permits.

    Beer count=2
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Why do you continue to make terrible threads and posts?

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    Why do you think the internets and alcohol are a good thing?

    Or rather, why do you think the internets and talking about alcohol are a good thing?

    I've got a beer here in my hand too, do I think you'll care? No.

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    Why do people feel the need to post about drinking and pot?

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    I don't. I post about opiates when I discuss drugs.

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    How often do you douche?

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    Also, can I just say, I am at least drinking a proper Scottish beer, not the weak piss that you Americans call Beer.

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    You're Scottish? Oh that explains everything.

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    How big is your penis?
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    No, I'm English, but I recently spent some time up there.

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    Why do you continue to make terrible threads and posts?
    Because I have nothing better to do. I've seen worse thread makers/posters, so stfu.

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    Why do you think the internets and alcohol are a good thing?

    Or rather, why do you think the internets and talking about alcohol are a good thing?

    I've got a beer here in my hand too, do I think you'll care? No.
    They're not, they're not, congrats on having a beer, and yes or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

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    Beer count=7.

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    If you were offered $50,000 would you give Dai Tengu a rim job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    If you were offered $50,000 would you give Dai Tengu a rim job?
    I'd do that for free, throw in $50k and I'd give him a reach around.
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    Oh yeah, beer count 10.

    I'm pretty fuzzed.

    By fuzzed I mean working on drunk btw.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    If you had to have gay sex with anybody you wanted, who would it be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    If you had to have gay sex with anybody you wanted, who would it be?
    You.

    Or Tidus. Take your pick. Beer count the same as last time, but very close to 11.
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    I've been trying to restrain myself, but I really think you should post nude pictures.

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    I've already explained why I won't do that. I'm pasty white(except for my hardcore farmer tan) and pretty hairy.

    I'll try to get my camera back today and take a nude picture.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You.

    Or Tidus. Take your pick. Beer count the same as last time, but very close to 11.
    what position would you do it in? you can do it with Tidus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    what position would you do it in? you can do it with Tidus.
    Me bent over with Tidus inserting it imb.


    *seriously I'm not gay.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Also, can I just say, I am at least drinking a proper Scottish beer, not the weak piss that you Americans call Beer.
    what the fuck are you talking abuot beer should be the color of piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    what the fuck are you talking abuot beer should be the color of piss
    It should taste like piss as well. Go COORS!

    Really I'm drinking budweiser.

    I only drink American beer if I want to drink a large quantity of them.

    Beer count 11.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    If you were paid to have 1 million dollars to have sex with an actor of your choice, who would it be? Hence actor, not actress.
    Last edited by Kal El; 11-01-2008 at 06:01 PM.

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    I had to pay one million dollars? and I have to be gay too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Me bent over with Tidus inserting it imb.


    *seriously I'm not gay.
    At least I'm not receiving.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    wow i cant believe i get to talk to someone that drinks beer.

    if only i were cool enough to drink beer on the internet.

    maybe someday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    I had to pay one million dollars? and I have to be gay too?
    I meant you were, I just fucking failed at typing what I meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    If you were paid to have 1 million dollars to have sex with an actor of your choice, who would it be? Hence actor, not actress.
    What?

    Depp when he was at his sexiest, because you wouldn't have to be gay to have sex with him them. Just alive.

    Beer count-Ran out yesterday.
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I've already explained why I won't do that. I'm pasty white(except for my hardcore farmer tan) and pretty hairy.
    I'll try to stick with the theme of questions:

    What makes you think I still don't want to see it?

    I'll try to get my camera back today and take a nude picture.
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