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    What was your most embarrassing moment?

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    Probably that time where I shit my pants or threw up and shit my pants I don't know something with vomit and testicles.

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    Waking up from my Coma realizing I was wearing a hospital gown and everybody could look up my gown if they wanted too

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    It involved a pool table .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    It involved a pool table .
    Do tell do tell..

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    But I've put so much effort into repressing my embarassing memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    Do tell do tell..
    Nothing special.

    Just got caught with my ex by his father. It happened so fast and slow at the same time, it was just not a fun experience .

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    My ex slept at my house alot. One morning we woke up and I looked outside my window to see if anyone was home. Didnt see any cars so we started fucking and she was being LOUD.

    About 5 minutes after we were done, my moms boyfriend coughs in the living room. He was there the whole time. And my room is right next to the living room.

    Either that or when my dad walked in on me jacking off.

    Im talking sitting on a chair in the middle of my room, lights on, pants at the ankles, an nothing to cover up with.

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    Parents caught me with my step father's business associate's daughter two days after I introduced her to them as "my friend's girlfriend" (which was semi-true, btw).

    More recently, I discovered a lot of people think I have a silly accent.

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    While my gf was giving me a handjob, for some reason, it never happens, but i came and it shot in her eye.
    Very funny, but after I stopped laughing, which wasn't till like 10 minutes after it happened, it was pretty embarrasing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    It involved a pool table .
    lol you should have had your boyfriend gag you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derekrm72 View Post
    While my gf was giving me a handjob, for some reason, it never happens, but i came and it shot in her eye.
    Very funny, but after I stopped laughing, which wasn't till like 10 minutes after it happened, it was pretty embarrasing.
    That's fucking halarious! " Good job"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    That's fucking halarious! " Good job"
    I think you're joking, making fun of me, or being serious. I can't tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derekrm72 View Post
    I think you're joking, making fun of me, or being serious. I can't tell.
    Don't take him seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    lol you should have had your boyfriend gag you!
    His dad wasn't supposed to be home that day.

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    Oh gosh where to begin?

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    At work I was listening to the country music staion with my coworkers (I hate country but it was their turn with the radio) and a new girl comes up and starts talking with the thickest Texas drawl in the world. I laughed and said her red neck trailer trash accent was dead on thinkin she was making fun of the country station....and she informed me she was actually from Texas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    His dad wasn't supposed to be home that day.
    Next time he wants to do the nasty on some weird surface, just drag him to bed or someplace more private! haha

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    My friend and I were at Panera Bread. I was making fun of him because he was getting French Onion soup, his sandwich on French bread, so I started making jokes in this cheeseball French accent.

    The lady ahead of us gives me a dirty look and then starts talking to her friend.


    In French.

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    One time at the library someone saw me looking at this website. So embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Next time he wants to do the nasty on some weird surface, just drag him to bed or someplace more private! haha
    It was my ex so he doesn't get any anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    It was my ex so he doesn't get any anymore.
    I would hope not if that is the case.

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    When I was in 2nd grade I forgot to zip up my fly and I walked around for an hour with my penis hanging out. My best female friend pointed it out to me. It was horrible.

    I'm pretty good at avoiding embarrassing situations. The one good thing about being a pussy irl.

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    i haven't had many embarrassing situations because a) i don't get embarrassed very easily and b) i have done nothing cool enough to cause a very embarrassing situation

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    Talking to this girls mom after she OD'd.

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    I accidentally shit on my girlfriend. She never found out though.

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