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  1. 11-02-2008, 03:57 AM #1
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    Default Man is found glued to toilet seat

    A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

    Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.
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  2. 11-02-2008, 11:08 AM #2
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    Hahahahahaa what a great prank.
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ry/7704603.stm

    They had to move the story. But that prank is classic.
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    Who doesn't notice glue on a public toilet seat? I always at least wipe them down with toilet paper, if not cover the seat with toilet paper, fucking nasty.
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    I heard this on Radio 4 at six this morning whilst passing in and out of consciousness. I was pretty sure it was a figment of my imagination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    I heard this on Radio 4 at six this morning whilst passing in and out of consciousness. I was pretty sure it was a figment of my imagination.
    Hahaha.
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    Doesn't superglue dry within seconds?
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    Idiot deserves it for not puttin toilet paper down first, you can get crabs that way, he is lucky it was just glue
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    Quote Originally Posted by pringles View Post
    Idiot deserves it for not puttin toilet paper down first, you can get crabs that way, he is lucky it was just glue
    Very true.. What a nasty fella.
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  10. 11-03-2008, 01:48 AM #10
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    I love how they gave the toilet back after they got it off the guy.
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    OMG! That is too damn funny!!
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