Favorite MMA quotes?

[raghead]

Some good ones that come to mind whenever these threads pop up:
"I want to fuck chuck" -Wandy
"I promise violence" -Wandy
"Right leg hospital, left leg cemetary" -CroCop
"I mean, who else could box you up, take you down and gogo you? Fuck, put me in a magazine." -Nick Diaz
"Is that his nutsack popping out?" -Rampage
"Forrest is the kind of guy that when he wipes his ass, he doesn't get it all" -Rampage
"Damn I'm ugly" -Forrest Griffin
"I'm gonna knock Tito's hair black" -Ken Shamrock

And my personal favorite, "This is where I break his liver" -Bas Rutten
What are your favorite MMA quotes?

[djwolford]

"Rape choke"-Joe Rogan
"The power of Christ compells you!"-Bas
"I think the main reason I can't remember is because I got knocked out."-Rampage Jackson
"Two things you think about when you see another man, who has a bigger dick and can I take that guy in a fight. One thing you cant do anything about, the other you can."-Forrest
“I felt like I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.”-Tank Abbott

Also, pretty much anything that Mike Goldberg has ever said.

[djwolford]

Just rewatched the Herring/Nakao "fight".

I stood there and tried to kiss me on the lips like a homosexual. I’m not gay!

Haha classic Herring.