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    Default Guacamole is awesome.

    It's so yummy and tasty that when I start eating it I get an erection. It's so gooey, and naughty, I just want to get it in my mouth as quickly as possilble. If you don't like it then you are a homosexual. Fun fact: If you eat a lot of guacamole your poop will turn green.












    Here's guacamole bifford style:

    -Avacados
    -1 small Tomato
    -1 Jalapeno
    -4 key limes
    -Cilantro
    -2 garlic cloves
    -1/2 green onion.
    -Add sperm and salt to taste.
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    I second the motion, that is some awesome stuff.
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    Guacamole is the party starter.

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    Not as good as salsa con queso!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Not as good as salsa con queso!
    That's probably the next thread. I make the most awesome heart stoping queso known to mankind.

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    Please do send some my way.

    I would appreciate it.

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    Avocados are gross

    Nadia, how can you liek guacamole and not like half the stuff you don't like?

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    I basically dislike seafood, pork, and most vegetables. (plus any meat that isn't chicken or beef)

    I can't explain it, I tolerate guacamole.

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    I am not sure if I know what guacamole is.


    More pictures are required for me to believe in its awesome-ness.

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    It is a dip for tortilla chips.

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    Quizno's Turkey Bacon Guacamole is the shit.

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    I make the best spicy guac.

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    I can get avacados around here but do you know how hard it is to find a key lime in the northwest?

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    I love my avocado tree, it's delicious.

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    guacamole is alright but queso salsa from walmart is awesome

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    If you don't like it then you are a homosexual.
    however i like guacamole

    therefore, from the following premises,

    all guac haters are fags.
    some fags like guac.

    we derive the following conclusion:

    not all fags are guac haters

    therefore we disprove the statement that a guac hater is logically equivalent to a fag


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    How does one create such a pasty goodness? Does it involve parrots?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Does it involve parrots?
    no, but apparently it involves semen.

    according to sir buffid anyways.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    no, but apparently it involves semen.

    according to sir buffid anyways.
    When DOESN'T involve semen when it comes (pun!) to Sir B?
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    Thanks for pointing out that pun. I wouldn't have noticed it without you doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulyt View Post
    Thanks for pointing out that pun. I wouldn't have noticed it without you doing that.
    I'm always lookin out for ya!
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    Cheers mate.

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    PaulyT you should never leave us again.

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    i'm going to ejaculate (pun!) in a bowl to make guacamole


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    however i like guacamole

    therefore, from the following premises,

    all guac haters are fags.
    some fags like guac.

    we derive the following conclusion:

    not all fags are guac haters

    therefore we disprove the statement that a guac hater is logically equivalent to a fag
    Who is "we?"

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    the royal "we," you fag


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    If you want the best thing to put on tortilla chips in the world here is what you do.

    Go to Sam's Club, and got to the meat section. In the meat section is a place that will have guacamole. Go to that place, but don't get guacamole. Next to the guacamole will be a medium sized tub of white cheese that will cost like $8. You'll look at it and think that it is a ripoff, but it is not. Purchase it, heat it in the microwave, and have an orgasm as you have the greatest chip dip in the world.

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    And put said orgasm into the guacamole?

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    no

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    Is that like Mexican cheese? The white gooey stuff that looks like mozzarella but tastes like crap?

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    Nadia, you are banished from having an opinion on taste. You are clearly an inferior being, seeing as one of your senses is clearly broken.

    I take solace in thinking about your future fat children, growing up on cheese pizza and cheese pizza from a different pizza place.

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    Shows how much you know!
    I am not fat so what makes you think my kids would be?

    My kids will never eat fast food more than once per year. It will be homemade food for them all the way and yes I will be feeding them stuff I personally will not touch like fish.

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    I highly doubt you were raised solely on what you will eat now, because if you were you'd be frail, sick, and like five feet tall (assuming you actually aren't fat). But if a little kid were to eat like you do it would crush their metabolism no matter what genetics they inherited.

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    What is wrong with being 5 feet tall?

    I might love pizza but I eat it once a week, I mostly just eat grilled chicken and vegetables (just a select few) and then pasta here and there at home.

    I hardly get fast food anyway.

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    A spinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I highly doubt you were raised solely on what you will eat now, because if you were you'd be frail, sick, and like five feet tall (assuming you actually aren't fat). But if a little kid were to eat like you do it would crush their metabolism no matter what genetics they inherited.
    Five feet tall isn't too much below the average height for women. Also height doesn't really bear any relation to your health or to your infant diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Five feet tall isn't too much below the average height for women. Also height doesn't really bear any relation to your health or to your infant diet.
    yes it does

    Height potential has nothing to do with diet, actual height does

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    Italians and Cubans aren't known for being giants.

    Besides I am 5 foot and 2 inches! Yeah!

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    My great-great Aunt Dominica is 6 feet tall and she's pure sicilian

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    Maybe she is the exception.

    My *male* Italian/Sicilian relatives are tall but the women are all on the short side.

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