Six-fingered Man Barred from Guitar Hero Tournament

[sycld]

Orlando, FL – Twenty-one years ago Alex Domer was born with hexadactyly. It doesn't mean he's got dinosaur wings, it means he's got six fingers on each hand.

He's lived a normal life, and most of the time his condition goes unnoticed. However, yesterday he became a victim of discrimination when he was barred from entering a Guitar Hero tournament being held at the Universal Studios park in Orlando

“It hasn't been so bad living with six fingers,” said Domer. “Occasionally I'll get the 'You killed my father' jokes, but that wasn't bad. Now, because of my birth defect I'm being accused of having an unfair advantage. It's ridiculous.”

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/04/s...ournament.html

[Tekk]

Guys with six fingers already get enough advantages in this world. They get better jobs because they can type faster. They're more attractive to the ladies. They can count to twelve before everybody else. It's just not fair,” said professional video gamer, Eddie Hedger.

LOL more attractive to ladies.

[BLMWolby]

Its his fault for being such a girl about it. All he has to do to be normal is become a shop teacher. Its not like it is THAT hard to slip using a belt-sander.

[Sir Bifford]

This has to be a joke right? You type faster? The ladies love them?

[gwahir]

it's a joke article. but quite funny.

[Sir Bifford]

it's a joke article. but quite funny.

Oh really

[MalReynolds]

This has to be a joke right? You type faster? The ladies love them?

The ACLU is looking into filing a discrimination suit on behalf of Domer. Derrick Harney, a lawyer for the ACLU, said, “This case is very similar to the suit we filed on behalf of Johnny “Four Legs” Chang who was banned from a Dance Dance Revolution tournament in 2001. That suit was settled out of court, and should give us leverage for a settlement in this case.”

What gave it away?

[sycld]

No, it's a real article.

I know the guy

[Pepsi]

Call the ACLU!

[MrTroy]

This is gay. It may be unfair but it DOES give him an unfair advantage. Fucking deal with it.

[Vengeful Scars]

lol.

if only if only

[thermal]

This is gay. It may be unfair but it DOES give him an unfair advantage. Fucking deal with it.

No one kicked out the guy with one arm.

[MrTroy]

That's because he is at a disadvantage