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    Default Sweetcorn in my shit.

    I didn't even eat any sweetcorn lately vv

    Hey everyone, I'm here to talk to you about toilet humor.

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    My toilet has been feeling a bit depressed lately. Since you are an expert on toilet humour please give me examples of jokes I can tell it to try to cheer it up.

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    I like to read whilst I take a shit.

    It's also why I'm banned from Waterstones.

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    In before flames?

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    Shitting is usually the highlight of my day, three to four times a day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Shitting is usually the highlight of my day, three to four times a day.
    How much do you fucking eat? Jesus that's just amazing.

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    Try wiping your arse with your other hand, it's an illuminating and invigorating experience.

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    I really don't eat that much, I just enjoy a high fiber diet. It keeps me very regular.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I really don't eat that much, I just enjoy a high fiber diet. It keeps me very regular.
    Regular is like once or twice a day. You should do those commercials for middle aged women to help them poop when they eat that one yogurt.They'd accept you instantly.

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    I have a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icarus View Post
    Regular is like once or twice a day. You should do those commercials for middle aged women to help them poop when they eat that one yogurt.They'd accept you instantly.
    Well I've still got a few years before I'm a middle aged woman though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Where the fuck are my jokes?

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    THIS IS A QUALITY THREAD.

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    Corn niblets.

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    How do you know it's sweetcorn? It could have been feed corn. Hell, you don't know since you think you haven't eaten it lately.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    This is a shit thread.

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    too many poop threads

    i can't take it

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    poop thread
    lol poop thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    Come on now, turn that frown upside down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Come on now, turn that frown upside down.
    with a steamy load all over your boobs
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    Well I like penis

    so there

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