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    Default Guys what would you do...

    If you told a girl you just wanted to be friends and walked outside to your car and saw this:

    http://my350z.com/forum/2003-2008-ni...ed-z-pics.html

    ?

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    Immediately enroll in a photography class to learn how to not take terrible images.

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    Go take a shit in her mouth and bitch slap her afterward.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    dude...this is war.... you need to mess the bi*ch up! if that **** happend to my car someone would get heavily f-up....

    go beat up her mom lol or kill her dog if she has one

    poor Z, had nothing to do with this...

    that ***** would already be dead if that was my car
    You need to sleep with her sister, best friends, her mom, and any other female she is acquainted with. That's the only good revenge for this.
    Damn man I feel so bad for you man. I think that if I break up with my girl she could be capable of doing the same thing. I need to buy a gun!
    Dude i would never hit a female but this time id beat the sh!t out of her.
    I'd seriously kill someone for this.
    I WOULD SLIT THAT B!TCHES THROAT
    kill her!
    key her face to be on the safe side. you can repaint the Z. she cannot repaint her face to get rid of scars. do it casually. just walk up to her and say something like, "hey, did you hear my Z got-DIE YOU STUPID ****ING BISCH!!!
    i say u put a sock in the gas tank and BLOW THE S**** OUT OF HER CAR!!!!!
    i would of killed her already, get a ski mask and ****ing beat her ass.

    put sugar in her gas tank.

    Game Over.
    trust me I would. if i were to do anything I would probably just put her face through the ground. hopefully she get's into a car accident and goes 40 feet through the windshield lol.
    You can also cut her brake lines to cause a slight leak, loosen up her lugnuts (fronts), put foreign things in her gas tank, put a nail in her tire.. just inconspicuous things.
    id have to lock myself in my room because id find that **** and beat her till she stopped moving
    This is grounds for murder... Or you could just f*ck her mom, either one works.

    After this I just stopped reading the thread. Car nuts are nuts. I think my favorite quotation is "Dude i would never hit a female but this time id beat the sh!t out of her." Way to be a hyprocrite, dumbass.

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    I would stop jumping to conclusions and trying to make excuses for why my car is wrecked. Then I'd remember that people who care about cars are morons and then I'd probably just get a life and stop using the internet to vent my problems.

    Hypothetically.

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    I would flip out. Who wouldn't? You don't have to be a car enthusiast to get pissed off if someone did that to your car.

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    I would be pretty pissed too.

    I think I would have to find someone to get revenge for me.
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    http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k5...d/nadiaqs3.jpg

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    That doesn't have as much to do with car enthusiasm as it does that bitch needing to die for doing that to someone's personal property. Especially knowing that the guy is a car enthusiast and doing it to something that he really cares about.
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    I'd shit in her ass.

    No, seriously.

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    Why the hell are you on another forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    I'd shit in her ass.

    No, seriously.
    Could you please draw a diagram so I could better understand the logistics of this feat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Could you please draw a diagram so I could better understand the logistics of this feat?
    watch the scat flick that SA paid some foreigners to film

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    Police time... if not.

    Do the same thing to her car, and house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    Why the hell are you on another forum?
    because that forum is aimed primarily at car enthusiasts and there simply isn't that many here?
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    watch the scat flick that SA paid some foreigners to film
    Metis' swap.avi
    metis swap.avi - Google Search
    (the video is obviously NWS and not mind-safe)

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    It's a Nissan. Who gives a fuck?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    What did he do to her? He's not giving the whole story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    What did he do to her? He's not giving the whole story.
    I think that the girl is most likely just the type that flips out upon rejection.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Then he would have known that going in. There's not a single person that should be surprised at a reaction like that and should have adjusted his plan accordingly to ensure the least amount of trauma to her or himself.

    I still think he did something more than he's letting on.

    I misspoke: He can be surprised by the reaction, but he should have known the person better.

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    It seemed to me that this was a result of him not wanting to know the person better. Then it turns out that he should have got to know her enough to know that she was crazy like that before shooting her down.

    Seriously though, some chicks show no signs of craziness until after you tell them that you just want to be friends.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Oh, I know my fair share of crazy girls. This just seems like a rather extreme situation.

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    Feel like I got what I deserved for driving a shitty import

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    Well now that guy's penis extension has been wrecked, is it possible he had insurance on it and therefore it doesn't really matter?

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    I'd fuck her best friend and tape it.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    Well now that guy's penis extension has been wrecked, is it possible he had insurance on it and therefore it doesn't really matter?
    Well he's still out his insurance deductible. So he has a reason to be pissed I suppose. Well other than his car being effered up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I'd fuck her best friend and tape it.
    This is the only logical course of action.

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