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    Default How to get rid of bitch tits?

    Ok guys, I used to be really fit until I started my Junior year. I completely stopped working out due to all of my classes and crap. I started to notice my nipples show in almost every shirt I wear now, I know it's pretty funny so I have to wear jackets all the time now, even though Southern California is like on fire right now. So what is the quickest easiest way to lose them again, running or push ups?

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    Push ups will help to a certain extent but in the end running will be better for it. Push ups aren't necessarily going to get rid of all the fat in the area, just build muscle around it and bring them up a bit. Running on the other hand will burn fat as long as it's coupled with a decent diet. You can't really target fat loss on any specific area of the body though, so you'll probably start losing weight all over your body before your tits completely disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jared View Post
    Push ups will help to a certain extent but in the end running will be better for it. Push ups aren't necessarily going to get rid of all the fat in the area, just build muscle around it and bring them up a bit. Running on the other hand will burn fat as long as it's coupled with a decent diet. You can't really target fat loss on any specific area of the body though, so you'll probably start losing weight all over your body before your tits completely disappear.
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    Jared is right. I still kind of have my bitch tits and I've lost nearly 200 pounds. However, what I've found helps is working on your pecs, and there is one less obvious thing that helps. Do exercises to strengthen your back muscles. Working out your chest and shoulders will actually make your bitch tits look bigger in the short run, and by the short run I mean until they look muscular (lol). Strengthening your back muscles causes your back to get bigger, pulling the skin back and effectively making your bitch tits look smaller. This is what has helped the most for me, in combination with diet and exercise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Jared is right. I still kind of have my bitch tits and I've lost nearly 200 pounds. However, what I've found helps is working on your pecs, and there is one less obvious thing that helps. Do exercises to strengthen your back muscles. Working out your chest and shoulders will actually make your bitch tits look bigger in the short run, and by the short run I mean until they look muscular (lol). Strengthening your back muscles causes your back to get bigger, pulling the skin back and effectively making your bitch tits look smaller. This is what has helped the most for me, in combination with diet and exercise.
    Really? 200 pounds? How much do you weigh now?

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    Almost 200 pounds. I'm at 267 right now, and intend to get to 250 by the end of the year, and then I'll be at 200 pounds lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Almost 200 pounds. I'm at 267 right now, and intend to get to 250 by the end of the year, and then I'll be at 200 pounds lost.
    Holy shit and they called me fat!

    That said, I need to drop 100lbs.

    What is your secret, sir?

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    Do bench presses and butterflies. They are designed to work on the chest/pecs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Almost 200 pounds. I'm at 267 right now, and intend to get to 250 by the end of the year, and then I'll be at 200 pounds lost.
    I'd have guessed you around 240 according to the height you claim and the last picture you presented.

    You carry it quite well good sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'd have guessed you around 240 according to the height you claim and the last picture you presented.

    You carry it quite well good sir.
    Thank you. I have a lot of muscle, which makes me weigh more than I look like I weigh.
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    Holy shit and they called me fat!

    That said, I need to drop 100lbs.

    What is your secret, sir?
    My secret is metabolism alteration for weight loss. 100-200 calorie meals every 2-3 hours, 1-2 hours of cardio a day, lots of fiber, regular exfoliation, lemon juice along with lots of water.

    For bulking I do what everyone else does. I try to do 2 weeks of cutting and 1 week of bulking to keep from plateauing either. I've not been holding to this over the past few months though, just cause I hurt my leg and got lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    just cause I hurt my leg and got lazy.
    This was my downfall. I had knee surgery about 4 years back, and it fucked me right up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Thank you. I have a lot of muscle, which makes me weigh more than I look like I weigh.


    My secret is metabolism alteration for weight loss. 100-200 calorie meals every 2-3 hours, 1-2 hours of cardio a day, lots of fiber, regular exfoliation, lemon juice along with lots of water.

    For bulking I do what everyone else does. I try to do 2 weeks of cutting and 1 week of bulking to keep from plateauing either. I've not been holding to this over the past few months though, just cause I hurt my leg and got lazy.
    I can identify. People think I'm 40-45 pounds lighter than I really am.
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    when I wear an underarmor shirt you can see my tits pretty good but theyre the good kind of man tits i think theyre pretty awesome myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    when I wear an underarmor shirt you can see my tits pretty good but theyre the good kind of man tits i think theyre pretty awesome myself
    Mine are in a transitional period to this. Some days I feel like I could stand up straight with my chest out and be awesome instead of gross. Other days I don't feel this way.

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    just wear black and layered clothing and hide that shit

    its funny tho people ask if me i work out and im just like no i got bitch tits

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    Some days I don't have a chest. Those days are every day.

    One day I will know pec development.
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    A masectomy worked well for me.. I have no bitch boobs now.

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