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    Default Boy obviously f*cks pigs

    http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkie...toryId=2941186

    Piglet with monkey's face

    Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

    Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

    "It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

    He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

    Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

    "My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

    "But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

    Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.

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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    I doubt it'll last much longer, but then again, they never mentioned the health it was in. Not that I'd be totally grossed out by it's maturation, but it would be interesting to see the final "product". Still reminds me a little bit of Seaman. Only in pig form.

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    holy crap what a freaky lookin thing!

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    There's no way that is real. No way.

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    Fuck. Like seriously! This is what happens when mother nature is PMSing.
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    Holy hell! In some ways, I hope it is real and that scientists would be able to do studies on it.

    Google yielded these results, some with more pictures:

    http://galleries.thelondonpaper.com/pig-monkey/

    Presumably when the pig was younger?
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-in-China.html

    According to the Telegraph article, the pig's appearance might have been caused by a rare brain defect called holoprosencephaly which results in the failure of the eyes to separate called cyclopia. However, how does that account for the pig's unusual proportions, with forelimbs much shorter than its hind limbs.


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    Lols that picture reminded me of Harlequin Babies.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    You guys really haven't seen this thing before? I thought this was old as the internet itself.

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    I'm just curious as to the quality of the bacon it will produce.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'm just curious as to the quality of the bacon it will produce.
    Agreed.

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    It looks like a bent dick is on its forehead.


    Thank god it only lived 5 days

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    Looks like a yeti

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Fuck. Like seriously! This is what happens when mother nature is PMSing.
    To say the very least! I saw something similar to this on one of those Most Extreme animal shows. This sad lil fella probably won't make it past a few weeks old. Honestly, even if it did its quality of life would be just God awful..

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'm just curious as to the quality of the bacon it will produce.
    Fine, but eating a hot dog from that thing would just be wrong. Finding a pair of monkey lips in a corn dog is not a day I want to have.

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    So this is what you've been up to, Volkov.

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    ew

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harner View Post
    So this is what you've been up to, Volkov.
    That, and fighting herpes-based crime.

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