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    BLOOMFIELD, Ind. – Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.

    The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents.

    The men — ages 44, 38 and 17 — and the women — ages 27, 26 and 21 — crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said.
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    If I could do it I would. And then I would escape, I mean with limited supply of women it couldn't have been that good of choice.
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    Sex?

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    What is sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    What is sex?
    http://sexuality.about.com/od/glossa...hat_is_sex.htm

    There ya go pal.
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    No pics?

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    Dude wtf, they got charged with escape. They went back to their cells. That's kinda fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clownsocs View Post
    Dude wtf, they got charged with escape. They went back to their cells. That's kinda fucked up.
    well if they didn't charge them with anything, that would just basically send a picture to everybody else that it's ok to escape from your cell, even if you go back.
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    I saw Indiana and thought of the Indiana Jones theme music, so I clicked subconsciously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick2.1 View Post
    I saw Indiana and thought of the Indiana Jones theme music, so I clicked subconsciously.
    The Indiana Jones music is...actually surprisingly appropriate to play to some guys escaping their cells through the ceiling and crawling their way to sexual gratification.

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    Why is there a prison with men and women together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    well if they didn't charge them with anything, that would just basically send a picture to everybody else that it's ok to escape from your cell, even if you go back.
    Well, I mean, if you go back and the place that you escape to is a place inside the prison I don't see how that counts as escape.

    Also, Janglez, I'm sure they have separate wings or something for the men and women.

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    It still can't go unpunished. They were not in their cells when they were supposed to.

    You wouldn't want all the prisoners walking around not in cells, would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    It still can't go unpunished. They were not in their cells when they were supposed to.

    You wouldn't want all the prisoners walking around not in cells, would you?
    *shrug* makes absolutely no difference to me. I could care less if they killed the guards and threw a hula party so long as they stayed separated from society. Put all inmates on an island, like Australia used to be, and I'd be pleased as punch.

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    I fell the same way but about people with aids. Move them all to like Africa, then eventually they all die and AIDS is cured (sorta)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    *shrug* makes absolutely no difference to me. I could care less if they killed the guards and threw a hula party so long as they stayed separated from society. Put all inmates on an island, like Australia used to be, and I'd be pleased as punch.
    if you are not behind your guards you are in front of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    if you are not behind your guards you are in front of them
    lol guards aren't the troops silly. Guards are people who aren't good enough to be the troops, like a guy named Aaron I went to high school with.

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