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    Authorities in Texas say a teenage boy fatally shot his father during an argument over a wrong fast-food order, then killed himself.

    Galveston County sheriff's officials say the violence occurred on Sunday at the family home southeast of Houston.

    Sixteen-year-old Robert Lee Mueller Jr returned home with the wrong food order for his father, 59-year-old Robert Lee Mueller.
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    Must be that Kangaroo blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Must be that Kangaroo blood.
    Yeah because Texas is over run with kangaroos.

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    Yeah.

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    this is what happens when you have a kid at 43 and name him after you

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    No, this is what happens when you abort a kid at 43 and name him after you.

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    The winner: Fast food. God Bless America.
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    Two Texans die and fast food gets publicity. No one loses!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Robert Lee Mueller Jr? That's such a death row name anyway. Probably good he got this out of the way at 16.

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    Well, to be honest, it really just depends on what happened. Did he order a burger and get a filet o' fish? Im pretty sure confusing fish for beef is a murderable offense in Texas.

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    Yesterday afternoon, I tried a BK Double Stacker, and I can definitely feel this kid's pain if my order was messed up. BK Double Stacker's rock!

    Burger King
    Have it your way
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    Yesterday afternoon, I tried a BK Double Stacker, and I can definitely feel this kid's pain if my order was messed up. BK Double Stacker's rock!

    Burger King
    Have it your way
    BK x2 stacker:
    Add Mayo
    Keep Stacker Sauce
    Add Pickle

    If they don't F it up by adding WAY too much sauce, it is freakin' amazing. Its just as good if you just add pickle as well.

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    Quad Stacker.
    Bacon.
    No Stacker Sauce.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Two texans die over a hamburger? I am so moving to houston.

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    Well I can't say that losing two Texans will make me lose any sleep at night.
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    so the teen first fills himself with fast food, then fills his father with fast food?

    so he like fed his father?

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    I don't think I ever got that mad. Ever.

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    Morgan Spurlock was right. Fast food will kill you.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Fast food is awful. I ate some taco bell yesterday and promptly sent it back up the way it came. Seriously, it made me vomit. I think it was the burrito.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Wendy's or Taco Bell. Those are your two choices as a late night snack as a college student.

    Or half-apps at Applebee's.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Well there's also Arby's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    I was hoping that the shooting happened at McDonalds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Well there's also Arby's.
    My first two listed were listed because they are open late.

    Applebee's was mostly for hall nights.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Arby's stays open later than Taco Bell or Wendy's round hurre.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    If one of them had been a little less selfish, they could have killed one of their humpin' cows and made hamburgers out of that so this tragedy would have never happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Arby's stays open later than Taco Bell or Wendy's round hurre.
    Eww, taco bell is 24 hours a day where I am. Thank god for convenience

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    they could have killed one of their humpin' cows
    So, are you using humpin' to replace the beautiful F word, or are you implying that texans have one specific cow that they have sex with. If its the latter.... Worst Marinade Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLMWolby View Post
    So, are you using humpin' to replace the beautiful F word, or are you implying that texans have one specific cow that they have sex with. If its the latter.... Worst Marinade Ever.
    Texans don't believe in polygamy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    Texans don't believe in polygamy.
    See Branch Davidian compound in Waco for further evidence.

    (not serious)
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Arby's stays open later than Taco Bell or Wendy's round hurre.
    Or you can just go to Wal-Mart at 3:30 for grapes and a frozen pizza.

    I did that a couple of times.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I really can't stand wal-mart. It starts irritating me from the time I see the retard greeter and doesn't stop until after I've stood in the express line for fifteen minutes waiting on three people to check out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Every time I go in, I don't look at the greeter, so they don't bother me.

    Then I do the self-checkout because there's usually one open for me...

    That, and when I go to school I'm in a college town..and my home Wally World is in a college town...there's always some asses to look at.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    Texans don't believe in polygamy.
    Those were mormon invaders from Utah.

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