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    Default What happens when you put 5 emos in a room?

    One of them will eventually commit suicide because they won't have a corner to cry in

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    What if they're in a room with a closet? This room I'm in has 6 corners.

    Or...what if they're in the Pentagon?
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    They're not.

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    Actually, I'm pretty sure one of the emos in the corner would kill themselves once they realize that the 5th emo isn't giving them enough attention. The lucky 5th one will then drag the body to the side, sit down, and write long diatribes about the smell of a fresh corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulyt View Post
    They're not.
    7 corners?

    You never specified the dimensions of the room.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLMWolby View Post
    Actually, I'm pretty sure one of the emos in the corner would kill themselves once they realize that the 5th emo isn't giving them enough attention. The lucky 5th one will then drag the body to the side, sit down, and write long diatribes about the smell of a fresh corpse.
    Emo and Goth are different.

    He'd write poetry about how his BFFE just killed himself
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Emo and Goth are different.
    Sorry, i forgot about that episode of South Park

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Emo and Goth are different.

    He'd write poetry about how his BFFE just killed himself
    What's the E for?

    Please don't say you made Best Friend Forever into Best Friend ForEver.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    What's the E for?

    Please don't say you made Best Friend Forever into Best Friend ForEver.
    Oh shit... I'm sorry I didn't know the correct abbreviation for Best Friends Forevar... I'm going to hang my head in shame.

    Lol but srsly, if you're a straight man you shouldn't know it either.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Vengeful scars let's be BFFs

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    Well, haven't you ever seen a cellphone commercial? IDK my BFF Jill....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLMWolby View Post
    Well, haven't you ever seen a cellphone commercial? IDK my BFF Jill....
    Haha that's a funny commercial. Emo's are just a waste of oxygen imho.

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    What if the room was in space? Then they could make use of antigravity and sit on the roof corners. Your idea is riddled with errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulyt View Post
    Vengeful scars let's be BFFs
    ok you can be my bffpauly and me rove you rong time, or until my dick becomes flaccid.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    What if the room was in space? Then they could make use of antigravity and sit on the roof corners. Your idea is riddled with errors.
    Your face is riddled with errors.

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    Your error is faced with riddles.

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    They'd chat and get along really well because they'd all realise they had a similar taste in music and fashion so they'd have loads to talk about.

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    What if the room is circular?

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    What of the room is actually a warehouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLMWolby View Post
    What of the room is actually a warehouse.
    None of the room is actually a warehouse. Who said anything about a warehouse

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    What if the room is circular?
    This had a good ending. An emo dies. Why must you ruin it with your wild, delusional dreams of non-conform rooms?!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    Wouldn't a circular room have the best ending?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Wouldn't a circular room have the best ending?
    That's with blondes
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulyt View Post
    None of the room is actually a warehouse. Who said anything about a warehouse
    Noone, the idea of shoving a whole bunch of emo kids into a dark spooky warehouse makes me smile though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post
    They'd chat and get along really well because they'd all realise they had a similar taste in music and fashion so they'd have loads to talk about.
    Lol the secret emo comes out

    also true

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post
    They'd chat and get along really well because they'd all realise they had a similar taste in music and fashion so they'd have loads to talk about.
    hydro you made my day a little brighter

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    pigeonhole principle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    What if they're in a room with a closet? This room I'm in has 6 corners.
    Is that second sentence just unrelated to the first or are you saying you have a 2-dimensional closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    Is that second sentence just unrelated to the first or are you saying you have a 2-dimensional closet
    Figure A

    1---2
    ------
    |xxx|---3
    |xxxxxx|
    |xxx|---4
    |xxx|
    5---6


    If you refer to Figure A you can find that it is possible for a room to have 6 corners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    Is that second sentence just unrelated to the first or are you saying you have a 2-dimensional closet
    My closet is open-faced. It opens into the room like so:

    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Yay MS paint.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    The only problem is it took ten fucking minutes to put it on photobucket.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLMWolby View Post
    Figure A

    1---2
    ------
    |xxx|---3
    |xxxxxx|
    |xxx|---4
    |xxx|
    5---6


    If you refer to Figure A you can find that it is possible for a room to have 6 corners.
    3 and 4 are not corners, they are sides

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    3 and 4 are not corners, they are sides
    3 and 4 ARE corners.. Im referring to the corner UNDER 3 and ABOVE 4..

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    Occam's razor suggest the simplest answer is emo entropy.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    Fire every emo out of a cannon into the dark side of the moon.

    Radical suggestion, but worth it for the entertainment value alone.
    quotes from the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    What if they're in a room with a closet? This room I'm in has 6 corners.

    Or...what if they're in the Pentagon?
    If it has a closet that is square, it has eight corners fuck head
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    If it has a closet that is square, it has eight corners fuck head
    Look at the picture I posted fuck head.

    It's an open-faced closet.

    Good game.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I'm new here, but I used to read the LWS forums. Um, I'd say that they 'd all cry themselves to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Look at the picture I posted fuck head.

    It's an open-faced closet.

    Good game.
    That's not a closet then


    It's a wall in the middle of your room
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