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    Default Assulted by the stray ashes of a cigarette

    Flip flop wearers beware! I was walking to class today all bad ass and fly, wearing flip flops since it's still relatively nice out, when I felt a stinging pain between my pinky toe and that other one next to it (it doesn't have a name). My jerk reaction surprisingly enough was to do nothing and wait for the pain to go away because that's just how tough I am, but it didn't, so I looked down and saw what looked like a little red bug between my toes.

    I reached down to brush it away and that's when I realized it was a still-lit piece of ash from a cigarette. Since it had been sitting there for a few seconds it pretty much hurt like hell, so I looked around for who was walking near me and smoking a cigarette. Some sorority chick in sweatpants and a tie-dye shirt was the culprit, so I did her a favor and smashed her head in to a cement bench that was conveniently located nearby.

    The end result is I have blisters between my toes.

    Wow glad I got that off my chest.
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    Did she apologise for forcing you to skullbash her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by victrola View Post
    Did she apologise for forcing you to skullbash her?
    No, so I asked her nicely to at least clean the blood splatter off my shirt and she just laid there on the ground like she couldn't hear me.

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    What an ungrateful little whore. The least she could have done was to spray her disease-riddled blood in another direction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jared View Post
    No, so I asked her nicely to at least clean the blood splatter off my shirt and she just laid there on the ground like she couldn't hear me.
    Hahahahahaha

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    You guys rememeber when CD was good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAVIDSDIVAD View Post
    You guys rememeber when CD was good?
    No. I do not belive even with Muhamad's help this was ever a possibility.
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    then again I'd hit a horse
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    Hey gwahir do you call flip-flops thongs?

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    i called flipflops thongs about a decade ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Hey gwahir do you call flip-flops thongs?
    Gwahir in a thong. Oh man. How disturbing. Someone pass the bleach
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    THONG
    flip-flop
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    That is a thong. Not thongs.

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    jared is lookin' so scandalous i know another nigga couldn't handle it he shakin that thang like who's da ish with a look in his eye so devilish

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    That is a thong. Not thongs.
    THONGS
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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