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    Cool Bro Game

    Because we are as badass as we are, one of my buddies decided that we needed to have an ultimate test of manhood. Essentially it boils down to how badass are you, and how fast can you prove it? Here it is in a nutshell.

    Each teams of five (5), must consume/ingest/absorb/shoot up/ingest/ the following as a team.

    1 thirty-rack of Keystone light
    1 fifth of vodka
    1 eighth of weed
    1 extra large meat-lovers pizza

    All said things must be done without puking. Not all members will have to partake of everything on the list. For example, if you have someone on the team that doesn't smoke weed, fine, but the other team members must pick up the slack. The game will begin with someone starting meat-spin and will only stop under the following circumstances:

    All 4 elements have been consumed OR
    10,000 spins of meat hath spun.

    Anyone have a guess for the winning time? Anyone think we'll die? I personally think the weed to beer ratio is in favor of the weed, but that might just be because I drink too much and don't hardly ever smoke. With that said, perhaps we should increase the pizza. Your thoughts?

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    where do you live because i want in on this
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    Well I like penis

    so there

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    *edits info to reflect answer*

    Seriously though, is 10,000 spins too much time?!?

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    I'm sorry, but I find this to be rather stupid.

    If you want to prove how badass you are, you should do something that's truly badass...such as doing a backflip out of the second floor window.

    Also, using meatspin as a timer isn't badass...it's just gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm sorry, but I find this to be rather stupid.

    If you want to prove how badass you are, you should do something that's truly badass...such as doing a backflip out of the second floor window.

    Also, using meatspin as a timer isn't badass...it's just gay.
    By saying this, I'm not implying that I can do any of that except eat the pizza.
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    Oh wow alcohol and marijuana!

    You're such a bad boy.

    /swoons

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    You're such a bad boy.
    What else is there to do in this lonely state? School's out for Christmas. That means no homework until next semester.

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    Go snort coke and fuck bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Go snort coke and fuck bitches.
    *adds to game*

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Go snort coke and fuck bitches.
    KT_ let me make it clear that I am not trying to suck your dick

    but you are just full of insight tonight that I don't normally see from you

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    substitute weed for 5 rockies

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    I could assemble a group of 5 people including myself who could do this in like 20 minutes.

    Color me unimpressed.

    lol, internet bragging

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXRider31 View Post
    Each teams of five (5), must consume/ingest/absorb/shoot up/ingest/ the following as a team.

    1 thirty-rack of Keystone light
    1 fifth of vodka
    1 eighth of weed
    1 extra large meat-lovers pizza
    Are you joking? That's hardly a test of manhood. Take out either the vodka or the beer and that's a one man job. If the other four can't handle the rest it's just pathetic. I'm going to run with KT's suggestion and say that you should add at least an eight ball of blow to that.

    Edit: I just saw Mr. E's addition, and I think a thirty minute time limit should be set for those four items.
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    I've seen my friend Chad drink a fifth of Canadian Myst in under 5 minutes, and a fifth of Mad Dog wine in 13 seconds. He can handle the Vodka.

    My friend Alex is a 6'8" 400 pound puerto rican. He in combination with myself could knock out that pizza in literally about 2 minutes.

    My friends Emrey and Patrick can both slam 7 beers in under 10 minutes, and Alex and I can handle 8 (in even less time probably).

    Then we can all smoek the weed leisurely in the 10 minutes we have left (Three of these five have 10+ years of wind instrument experience for lung capacity). Except Chad, because he won't smoek weed, so he'd sit on the couch and not vomit.

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    Add a crate of Rocky Mountain oysters.

    That'd make you a real man.
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    if the balls don't touch it's no homo


    bro


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    This is so fail it's ridiculous
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    I can't shoot up weed. pssh
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    The pizza makes it easy mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I can't shoot up weed. pssh
    I was wondering where the shoot up part came into play.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    maybe the pizza?
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    maybe the pizza?
    Further proof that you can find anything that isn't the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper on the internets.

    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Further proof that you can find anything that isn't the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper on the internets.

    I don't know what the fuck that meant
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I can't shoot up weed. pssh
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    I was wondering where the shoot up part came into play.
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    maybe the pizza?
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    I get it.
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    It has already been said but this test is full of fail. Unless you are a freshman in high school this should not be a challenge for 5 normal guys. That is less than me and 4 of my friends would drink/smoke on a regular weeknight. Shit if we only had a fifth a 30 rack and an eighth it would be less than ideal. That better be some fire bud too because if you are smoking an eighth of mids you just fail even more.

    If you want to prove yourself as men the first thing you need to do is compete against someone. If you just see how fast you are you don't win. You need to prove that you are better at drinking/smoking/being men then some other group of douchebags. Personally I would change the fifth into a handle and add another 30 rack. Then you drink it as fast as possible while competing against another team. With only that much though it can't be an all night affair this has to be a relatively short period of time. And you should hit all that weed through a bong. Actually i just thought of something better. Do strikeouts until you run out of weed. Then get more and continue strikeouts.

    And like someone else said watching meatspin just makes it even gayer. I mean meatspin is good for haha I got you, you looked at 2 guys fucking. When you watch it while you get drunk though it is very gay.

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    I'd give man points for any team member that consumes all of those things by himself.

    That sir, would be a nice challenge.
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    Well this is a dumb idea.

    But that doesn't change the fact that even if it was a good idea it would be degraded by typical internet pompousness, typified by using the "cool" slang to refer to everything (30 rack, eightball of blow, fire bud, etc etc) and generally amounting to a dumber-than-usual pissing contest.

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    In conclusion, everyone who boasted about it being easy, gay, weak, etc etc is just as much of a faggot as the OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    If you want to prove yourself as men the first thing you need to do is compete against someone.
    It IS a competition. I thought I made that clear when I mentioned "teams". Apparently not clear enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    if the balls don't touch it's no homo
    It's only gay if you're gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    In conclusion, everyone who boasted about it being easy, gay, weak, etc etc is just as much of a faggot as the OP.
    I didn't use any 'cool' slang

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    Eight ball is cool slang now? I thought it was just the accepted term for an eighth of an ounce of several drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Eight ball is cool slang now? I thought it was just the accepted term for an eighth of an ounce of several drugs.
    Eight ball is used almost exclusively for coke. 30 rack is a common ass term, it's used to differentiate between a case that has 24 and one that has 30. Fire bud is also pretty fucking common if you smoke weed. Atmosfear I think if you are just jealous of how cool everyone in this thread is.

    Also OP my bad didn't see anything about teams but I didn't read it very carefully. It just seemed like there were no teams from what I read.

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    joint is one of dem "cool" slang terms

    it means one of those mara-joo-wany cigarettes, i reckon


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    I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    joint is one of dem "cool" slang terms

    it means one of those mara-joo-wany cigarettes, i reckon
    Yea I heard someone say that the other day, kids these days and their mexican cigarettes.

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    I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.
    Impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.

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    So what's the point of this game?

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    Maybe to impress the chicks?

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    We've always called it a thirty rack. One of my buddies always calls it a cube, but he's failed to realize that it's not actually a cube, only close.

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