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    Default Man Fined for Having Dick in Pasta Sauce

    A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
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    I wonder what he was doing with the Jack Russell.

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    Lesson: Only fuck Italians in private.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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