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    Default Man Arrested After Cops Find Crack In His Vomit

    CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. – A 25-year-old Detroit-area man literally spilled his guts to police and was arrested on a drug charge after officers found crack cocaine in his vomit.
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    This is not really wtf news as it happens pretty regularly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    This is not really wtf news as it happens pretty regularly.
    Does it really? Well if it does then report it and complain appropriately ok?

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    Why were they looking through his vomit. I wouldn't care enough to look there. It's gross.

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    The article doesn't say, but he probably swallowed a bag, and when he puked the bag was still there full of its contents.

    Smugglers used to eat balloons filled with that shit and then puke it up.

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    He probably just tried swallowing some rocks, those usually don't stay down.
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    I wasn't aware that police normally checked vomit. Hmm.
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    It's pretty common if they see you eating or suspect that you have eaten some drugs to keep from getting arrested.

    Sometimes they even induce vomiting and then check it out.
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    Well, I knew about the inducing part.

    Just not about the "holy shit. this guy just puked. let's check it" part.
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    One my favorite comedians says "I say we make ultra strong, unbreakable condoms...I'm sick of a kilo of coke and crack burstin in my stomach."
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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