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    Default Tonight, my gauntlet begins.

    I am not sure either I am a nice guy or just a push over, but somehow the only other person at work who can do my job is going back home for the holidays. So, beginning tonight I will be working 18 days straight, eight and a half hour shifts. The plus is my X-mas check is going to be HUGE but the bad news is I am going to be clocking in 140+ hours.

    I am a bit worried. Not because it's a particularly hard job, but because every night I have a few hours of downtime which I don't know how to spend. The boredom is probably going to kill me. That is why I come to you, CD, in hopes that you can help ease my burden. What entertainment can you suggest for me? What movies should I watch? Are there any TV shows that you would recommend? Hell, should I even pick up a new hobby that I can do at the work place?

    Any and all suggestions will be greatly appreciated!
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    First and foremost, if you don't have StumbleUpon for your web browser, then get it. That's enough to keep someone with an internet connection entertained indefinitely.

    For movies, I'm sure you've seen all the recent amazing ones, but here's a list of some you may have yet to see (off the top of my head that I recommend):

    Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
    American Psycho
    Equilibrium
    Se7en
    Ed Gein (if you're interested in seeing into the life of one of the sickest killers in history).
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    If you're a gamer and want to watch some of the most hilarious videos on the internet, then check out the Angry Video Game Nerd. Here are some of his first reviews from when he called himself the Angry Nintendo Nerd: http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2006?page=1
    Also purepwnage.com has episodes that delve into the life of a pro gamer. It's a pretty sweet show that feels real, but it's scripted and quite hilarious (they get much better, but they're all worth watching).

    Also if you're a gamer, then you should probably check out Illusion of Gaia for the SNES. Odds are you've never heard of it, but it's certainly worth your time. It is like a highly upgraded Secret of Mana.

    Entourage is quite addicting as far as television shows go, and Heroes is also fun to watch. I hear Lost is good, but I could never get into it. I've been watching lots of South Park recently at southparkstudios.com, it's legal so it has commercials but they account for much less time than if you were to watch it on Comedy Central.

    I'm pretty much a master at wasting time, so just ask if you want more ideas.

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    Read Einstein's and Infeld's book Evolution of Physics.
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    Smoke some buds while reading Einstein's and Infeld's book Evolution of Physics.

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    Whatever floats your boat.
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    Damn, Mad Pino Rage. I'm astounded that one man has mastered procrastination and time wasting! Thank you for all the suggestions and I am sure to do each and every one of these suggestions over the course of the next few weeks.

    Also, I've seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and it's fanfuckingtastic. I wish there were more films like this and Lucky Number Sleven.
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    I agree with him about stumbleupon I have spent hours "stumbling"

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    Rent all the movie series that have four or more movies in them and watch them.

    See Harry Potter, Star Wars, JAMES BOND, Scary Movie, Saw, Star Trek, Ernest, Friday the 13th, Godzilla, Alien, Batman, Indiana Jones, Rambo, Lethal Weapon, Rocky, Die Hard, The Karate Kid, Jaws, Monty Python, Chucky, Leprechaun, Police Academy, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Highlander, Puppet Master, etc.

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    I would but my movie deal hasn't gotten all the bugs worked out yet...
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    I hope you plan on sleeping sometime during these 140+ hours.

    And maybe, I dunno... shower...


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I hope you plan on sleeping sometime during these 140+ hours.

    And maybe, I dunno... shower...
    Why would he be doing that during his work hours? According to my rough math it comes out to 153 hours of work and 279 hours of non-work. Though shit, may as well just include another hour after that and make it a round 280 hours of non-work. Either way, he can use that time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable View Post
    Why would he be doing that during his work hours? According to my rough math it comes out to 153 hours of work and 279 hours of non-work. Though shit, may as well just include another hour after that and make it a round 280 hours of non-work. Either way, he can use that time.
    Seeing the numbers of my work schedule does little to cheer me...But oh well! I have come up with a reasonable goal on how to spend my work time hours! Though I have jotted down every movie suggestion (Thanks peoples, btw) I have also decided that I will conquer Mario. During my time spent at work I will attempt to be every single Mario game that is on emulators for my latop. My list thus far (in order).

    981: Donkey Kong (Arcade)

    1982: Donkey Kong Jr. (Arcade)

    1983: Mario Bros. (Arcade)

    1985: Super Mario Bros. (NES)

    1986: Donkey Kong (NES) and Mario Bros. (NES)

    1988: Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES; USA version)

    1989: Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

    1991: Super Mario World (SNES)

    1995: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (SNES)

    Wish me luck.
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    Some of those are only 'score quest' games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable View Post
    Why would he be doing that during his work hours? According to my rough math it comes out to 153 hours of work and 279 hours of non-work. Though shit, may as well just include another hour after that and make it a round 280 hours of non-work. Either way, he can use that time.
    Oh right... missed the part where he said he was working 8.5 hour shifts


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    Masturbation is the only thing you should be doing in your free time at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Seeing the numbers of my work schedule does little to cheer me...But oh well! I have come up with a reasonable goal on how to spend my work time hours! Though I have jotted down every movie suggestion (Thanks peoples, btw) I have also decided that I will conquer Mario. During my time spent at work I will attempt to be every single Mario game that is on emulators for my latop. My list thus far (in order).

    981: Donkey Kong (Arcade)

    1982: Donkey Kong Jr. (Arcade)

    1983: Mario Bros. (Arcade)

    1985: Super Mario Bros. (NES)

    1986: Donkey Kong (NES) and Mario Bros. (NES)

    1988: Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES; USA version)

    1989: Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

    1991: Super Mario World (SNES)

    1995: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (SNES)

    Wish me luck.
    Super Mario Kart

    Super Mario: The Lost Levels

    Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

    Just sayin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Some of those are only 'score quest' games.
    Why must you be the razor blade in my caramel apple?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Why must you be the razor blade in my caramel apple?
    I'm just saying that people have played those games for years without reaching the max score/kill screen. And they'll only be fun once or twice.

    Also, because I like cutting your gums/the roof of your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    I'm just saying that people have played those games for years without reaching the max score/kill screen. And they'll only be fun once or twice.

    Also, because I like cutting your gums/the roof of your mouth.
    Maybe he just likes to waste time mindlessly.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Maybe he just likes to waste time mindlessly.
    No. I just like to kill my braincells in a genocidal fashion using a monkey that throws barrels at you.

    'Splains much, no?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    No. I just like to kill my braincells in a genocidal fashion using a monkey that throws barrels at you.

    'Splains much, no?
    Same bleedin' difference.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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