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    Default Weather rocket kills man and blows up his body at cremation

    A Chinese man originally thought to have been struck by lightning was in fact killed by a small weather rocket whose existence was only discovered when his body exploded during his cremation
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    Wait...how the fuck does this happen?
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    Wow.

    Warning, don't go into tobacco fields during a hail storm.

    YOU WILL GET SHOT.
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    More like don't go to wakes during hail storms- the tobacco crop is worth more than a person at £8000

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    Dude...that is awesome!
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    This is almost as awesome as being dropped into a volcano.

    Which, coincidentally, I think that should be mandatory to all people who find out they have a terminal disease with only 6 or less months to live.

    Your gonna die? Why not get dropped into a volcano?

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    If I had a terminal disease I would kill myself in some gruesome manner to prove that I'd rather be killed by myself then some pussy illness. Same as if I was surrounded by people gunnin to kill me, I'd rather knife myself repeatedly then die by someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntman View Post
    If I had a terminal disease I would kill myself in some gruesome manner to prove that I'd rather be killed by myself then some pussy illness. Same as if I was surrounded by people gunnin to kill me, I'd rather knife myself repeatedly then die by someone else.
    Some pussy illness? Are you fucking serious? Try to deal with years of suffering from a terminal disease and call it a pussy illness again you fucking incompetent waste of life.

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