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    Wink What's the longest you've ever gone

    "Without rubbing one" or or "beatin' it"?

    Me, eight days or nine and only because people were over.

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    Thirteen years.
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    From the first time you started

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    About two weeks or so.

    The activity has lost all of its appeal as of late, so I treat it as if I'm getting rid of any other bodily fluid.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    What a weird little thread.
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    Well, right now, about six hours.

    Ok, honestly, probably a week or so.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    3.

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    3 months. is that healthy? . i just did it 2 hours ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    Thirteen years.
    Beat me to it. Oh god haha extremely funny, shit.

    I really have no idea what the longest I've went is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crapoo16 View Post
    3 months. is that healthy? . i just did it 2 hours ago
    No just 3.

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    7 weeks

    thank you car accident. talk about a sex drive killer.
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    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    I went 2 weeks or so.

    But it doesn't really matter, your body will do it for you through nocturnal emissions so it's not as if you are accumulating massive amounts of sperm. You are actually ejaculating while you sleep to maintain healthy levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I went 2 weeks or so.

    But it doesn't really matter, your body will do it for you through nocturnal emissions so it's not as if you are accumulating massive amounts of sperm. You are actually ejaculating while you sleep to maintain healthy levels.
    Source?
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    Source?
    My bedsheets.

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    lol MPR, good answer.
    Not long.
    In a kind of related way, me and my friends were talking about what's that most you've knocked one out in a day.
    My record is 7.

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    I thought wet dreams only occured during the transition into or in early puberty. I didn't think it would keep happening.
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    No, it's to get rid of old sperm.

    Anyway mine is a week and a half. I was at my grandparents for two weeks and I was 13 so I had to do it or I thought I was going to die haha.

    edit- I went 3 days after getting a really, really bad case of blue balls and my sperm was yellowish because it was old. It was gross.
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    I'm currently on a streak of five months.

    Go me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm currently on a streak of five months.

    Go me.
    Did you just break your monitor with your nose?

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    I don't know exactly but it was over a week, and probably less than 2 weeks.

    I go through stages like dudeman mentioned where I just don't much feel like it, and it just ends up being like any other body function.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Did you just break your monitor with your nose?
    It's no lie bro.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Did you just break your monitor with your nose?
    Well he broke his monitor, but it wasn't with his nose.

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    10 days, when I went with my family to Colorado for my great-grandfathers funeral. Other than that, I went a week once because my gf was annoyed that she couldn't make me cum during sex and thought me wacking it had something to do with it. Upon further experience I figured out, in retrospect, that it was her loose vagina. Beyond those two experiences, never more than three days. I get irritable and stressed if I go much longer.

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    lol 5 months, what are you, like 8 years old Pepsi?
    No man above the age of 14 could do that unless they were being paid, even then I doubt it.

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    Like 3 months I think.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Like 3 months I think.
    sycld I feel that I must masturbate you to keep you from going that long ever again.

    (no homo)
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    sycld I feel that I must masturbate you to keep you from going that long ever again.

    (no homo)
    yeah man i'll squirt it all over your nipple and lick it off

    (no homo)


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    yeah man i'll squirt it all over your nipple and lick it off

    (no homo)
    Then I'll lick your man splooge off of your tongue.

    (no homo)
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    oh man

    this thread turned into something else I don't wanna read.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Same here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Then I'll lick your man splooge off of your tongue.

    (no homo)
    that's called "snowballing" fyi

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    Same here.
    wut you're the one writing the homoerotic stuff (no homo)


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    lol 5 months, what are you, like 8 years old Pepsi?
    No man above the age of 14 could do that unless they were being paid, even then I doubt it.
    I'm 19 dude.

    19.

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    I turn 21 next week yo
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    I'd say about 3 weeks when I was waiting my gf to get back into town from a trip. She asked me to wait for her so I did. Never again.

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    3 weeks like a month ago i just didnt want to do it for some reason

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    I went like 3 months once.

    But thats when I was dating a nympho, so I didnt really need to jack off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    wut you're the one writing the homoerotic stuff (no homo)
    Indeed, that doesn't mean I want to read it though.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    I think it was like a week. I just didn't do it, had no desire to. I generally have a high libido, I can get an erection fast and easily. So most days don't pass without doing it once, sometimes more.
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    You guys don't get laid enough or something.

    While living with a girlfriend, i probably didn't spank it for 6-12months
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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