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    I'm talking about physically. And no bitching about a small dick unless it's under 3". Erect.

    I'm partial to my eyes. They're very clear green, a color I've only seen on a few other people.

    I hate my nose. I got my dad's nose, and while mine is the scaled-down version (thank god) I still hate its shape. My septum comes down past my nostrils in the middle, which normally doesn't look too too bad, but in pics when I'm smiling, my nose looks like it's about 10 inches long because smiling pulls your nostrils up a little bit anyway. I actually talked to a plastic surgeon last year about it, and I could have rhinoplasty in a couple years, but the issue isn't totally correctable, just able to be reduced, and I'm not sure I want to go through the expense, pain, and risk for "just a little better but not fixed".

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    Theres no part of my body that I particularly like or dislike, but I guess if I had to pick one I'd also say my eyes. I like my blueness of my eyes.

    I'm too skinny for my liking, but I've grown to accept it and it doesn't really bother me anymore.
    But, if I had to change one thing about my body, that would be it.
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    I like my face. It's shitty in individual parts, but overall it works. I hate how short I am. 5'5"/5'6" is too short for my liking.

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    Well, I hate my hair. My hair will be completely gray by the time I'm 30. As for my feature I like? Well, my eyes aren't bad. Sometimes they change colors too, they'll be anywhere from green to hazel to brown to gold. Most of the time they're hazel though.

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    I love being tall and my beautiful penis. I can't think of anything I really hate. Maybe my shoulder that clicks but I don't really hate it. If anything, it annoys me some times.

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    I love my hair and my skin, actually I love almost everything but not in a conceited way.

    One thing I would definitely change is that I would love to be like two inches taller. That would be nice.
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    My body as a whole is pretty likable, and off the top of my head I have nothing beyond average to say about it. Things I hate on the other hand...

    I have a jaw that clicks and locks.
    I am way too hairy. Sometimes it's a blessing and other times a curse.
    My middle fingers and toes have this annoying habit of being super-extra sensitive right under the nails, so I can't clip down far enough without it hurting like a bitch.

    That's the worst of it I can think of at the moment.

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    I like my skin especially after getting some sun or a tan. I also like my eyes. I wish I could have perfect teeth, didn't have a chicken pox scar in the middle of my forehead, and better looking feet. Overall, I still like the way I look and don't mind strutting my stuff like a rockstar.
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    Wow this is a really vain thread
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    My face. I'm not a particularly good looking male but if I shave my goatee off I look years younger than what I am. I dislike my hair and gut. Mostly because the gut is there and hair isn't. I'd trade both to be over 6 foot tall though. I'm not short at 5'8" but if I was over 6 foot it'd be awesome. None of that freaky 6'8" crap though.

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    my speed.
    i've got the fastest reflexes out of anyone i know, i'm the kind of person who you see at parties catching shit that other people drop and handing it back to them before they even know they dropped it.

    What i hate?
    my size. everyone thinks a 5'6 135 scrawny white boy can't fight.

    fucking sucks being short.

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    5'6 is not as bad as 5'2.
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    I wish my penis was bigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I wish my penis was bigger.
    Easy fix. Buy the extender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Wow this is a really vain thread
    Everyone has insecurities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I wish my penis was bigger.


    Watch 1, 2, and 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    Everyone has insecurities.
    Apparently. Although unfortunately not everyone has "securities".

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    I like my hair because it's extremely thick and I won't start going gray until I'm forty or bald until I'm fifty. I also like my eyes because they are normally three different colors at any given point. Usually dark brown on the outside, hazel in the middle, and green on the very inside.

    I don't like my stomach because it looks even worse now that I've lost weight...it needs to tighten up. I don't like my fingers or toes...they're webbed. enough said.
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    I'm the same way. My least favorite part about myself is my abs. I'm a fairly fit guy, but for whatever reason, I can never seem to get a six pack (I'm guessing it's all the beer).

    My favorite part about my body is probably my hair (beard included). I really like having semi-long hair.

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    Feature I like, probably my tongue. It's pretty long and I like to taste things with it.

    I dislike my lack of facial hair, would quite like to be able to grow something that makes me a look a little older. Also I dislike having to wear glasses. They're just an annoyance and constantly have to get them adjusted. Could get contacts but i'm pretty lazy so no.

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    my favourite part about my body is, i guess, my throat. To be honest, I just enjoy the sound of my voice. I do some amateur singing, so I have a fair amount of control over it, and people tell me they love talking to me on the phone, and when i worked in fast food, I got complimented on it when i took orders a few times.

    the part i like least is probably my facial hair. I don't have very much, and I don't think it will get better any time soon.

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    i hate my fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Apparently. Although unfortunately not everyone has "securities".
    I might
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    It would nice to be a couple inches taller(I am 5'9) and have a smaller nose so people stop thinking I'm a jew. Really though I am fine with how I look, there is no need to get hung up over physical attributes that can only be changed by surgery. I like my eyes, they are hazel with like spots in them and I think they are pretty cool. I look young which is fine until I get carded every day, and my hair is kind of annoyingly thick and grows too fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    i hate my fat
    Where the fuck is your avatar, Patrick?

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    i have the nicest hair you will ever see. its thick and rich and the shit's legit.

    i dislike having terrible vision, any acne at all, and being very skinny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    It would nice to be a couple inches taller(I am 5'9)
    Shut the fuck up you lucky asshole.



    Not all of us can be that tall

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    I hate many things about my body, I'm slender due to a faster than average metabolism which results in very little bulk. I have red hair, which, unfortunately, receives such negative connotation that I can't escape nick names which are not hurtful but are extremely annoying. My fingers are longer than average, which is good for finger-blasting women or playing the piano but are very "Tales of the Crypt"-esqe. My eyes are a boring brown. I have a deeper than average voice which becomes apparent by the protruding adams apple. My head is small. I don't tan, I burn. My tongue is an interesting story in itself, it is large and extremely different from the average tongue you see. I'm about 6' which isn't extremely tall by any means, but which matched with my slim figure does little to help anything.

    I can't say I see many upsides to my body. Which is why I could perceive it merely as a tool to learn and get places.
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    The feature I guess I like most are my eyes, even though they attract a lot of unwanted attention from both sexes. I'm happy with how I look, the only thing I hate is my hairline which seems to recede more and more as time goes by. Come this summer, I am sure I will be sporting a buzz cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I hate many things about my body, I'm slender due to a faster than average metabolism which results in very little bulk. I have red hair, which, unfortunately, receives such negative connotation that I can't escape nick names which are not hurtful but are extremely annoying. My fingers are longer than average, which is good for finger-blasting women or playing the piano but are very "Tales of the Crypt"-esqe. My eyes are a boring brown. I have a deeper than average voice which becomes apparent by the protruding adams apple. My head is small. I don't tan, I burn. My tongue is an interesting story in itself, it is large and extremely different from the average tongue you see. I'm about 6' which isn't extremely tall by any means, but which matched with my slim figure does little to help anything.

    I can't say I see many upsides to my body. Which is why I could perceive it merely as a tool to learn and get places.
    That's right, you're a tool.

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    togs you shouldn't be so dissatisfied with your body.

    here let me tell you that i am the only person on my father's side of the family (the only side I really associate with) that has brown eyes. everyone else, and I mean everyone else has these blue eyes, and it kind of gets to me sometimes. you're being over-critical of your fingers (nobody cares how long your fingers are - you are perceiving faults that few others would see, and those would be unimportant), deep voices are what everyone wants, ultimately; nobody cares about what your tongue looks like (unless it's forked).

    most of that shit is pretty meaningless, ultimately. if you keep yourself healthy, you will look good. unless you have something terribly wrong with your face.

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    I love everything about me. The only thing I would consider changing was to make me a little taller, but I still think I have another growth spurt in me.

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    my moustache, i personally dont think its that great, its just a moustache, and its not even that thick, but everyone seems to love it...i'll post a picture if anyone cares that much

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    I never really liked the rep feature
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    i got to say i love my beard

    it is just so thick and luxuriant that I cannot help but fall incredibly in love with it all day long

    i would draw a picture of it for you, but the glory contained within would sear your retinas

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    you are this guy


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    i am now

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    love the short deep line on my right hand that runs under the pinky
    hate the long shape of my buttocks

    the wisest philosophers all had intimidating beards

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    you are this guy

    probably the only thing you've posted that has been worth reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    probably the only thing you've posted that has been worth reading.
    no not really and youre ugly so you really have no room to speak here

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