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    So for one of my classes, we had to write haikus (business class of all classes) before each class. Here's a handful of the best from the last semester

    His head exploded
    Children screaming and crying
    Blood was everywhere

    I once ate a man
    Took forever to cook right
    Ketchup saved the meal

    In and out again
    Repeat as necessary
    Lets come together

    The birds take to flight
    A great storm has come to eat
    Thousands are to die

    "Are you positive?
    You know, you're really drunk man"
    Her fat ass crushed him

    He was a good dog
    He liked to chase car tires
    Finally caught one

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    Drink cart passing by
    My elbows in the aisle
    Ow that really hurt
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Worker bees are free
    Even drones can fly away
    The queen is their slave

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    Heh, those are pretty funny thermal.

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