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    MEXICO CITY – Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory.
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    Man I hope so.

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    WTF? Do warlocks even read political issues?
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    Well half of their population is living here anyway, so it's only fair that we get half of their land.
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    We need to keep those Mexicans out, not expand the US. Northern Mexico is mainly a desert wasteland. I went by my old house about a week ago and Mexicans had moved into to several houses on that block. It looks trashed.

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    I think if we nuke TJ, the air might be a little bit cleaner.

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    Why the fuck would we want mexico? We'd have to pay them all minimum wage

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    I mean we could just take all of the nice parts.

    Then proceed to deport all of the Mexicans back to the shitty parts.
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    Okay. I say let Mexico have California in exchange for the costal areas of Mexico.

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    How about Southern California and Louisiana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Okay. I say let Mexico have California in exchange for the costal areas of Mexico.
    Fuck that, I don't want to be part of Mexico. Even though like 70% of San Diego is mexican/black....and I am 1/4th Mexican.

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    Well this isn't exactly optional.
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    I say we just take all of central america. I mean it has america in the name.

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    i say we take south america too
    if they refuse we nuke
    poisoned well policy beyatch

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    I say we just take all of central america. I mean it has america in the name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Well half of their population is living here anyway, so it's only fair that we get half of their land.
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