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    So it's armageddon week on the History channel.

    When will the world end and why? Go.

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    I would say the world will end when it no longer serves a neccessary function and the Sun is on the verge of death that the rest of humankind would make the exodus to inhabit other parts of the universe.
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    I overheard some inane chatter at a party that went something like this:

    "So Nostradamus and the Mayan Calendar knew not just the year the world is going to end, but even the day. December 21st, 2012."

    "Oh my God, four days before Christmas? Is that some kind of sick joke!?"

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    Meteor.

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    Skynet.

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    Large Hadron Collider (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Large Hadron Collider (lol)
    That would be crazy if they created a black hole and were like, "yeah man we've got it contained," but then the veteran scientist who used to be that crazy new rookie makes a miscalculation and the world is like WTF

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    of course the "word is going to end." i thought it was funny in Religulous that one of the ways bill maher was trying to make religious people look scary is by showing that they believe the world was going to end eventually (however, on top of that, some of them thought it was going to end soon.)

    but anyways, most likely there will be a couple or a few mass extinction events events before the earth is physically obliterated. and then there is always the threat that humans will somehow make the earth unsuitable for sustaining human life themselves. but until the earth is completely destroyed, life will always go on somehow as it always has.

    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    but then the veteran scientist who used to be that crazy new rookie makes a miscalculation and the world is like WTF
    it wouldn't happen like that.

    you've been exposed to too much sci-fi.


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    Sorry token homosexual, I'm not in graduate school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Sorry token homosexual, I'm not in graduate school.
    i would've understood that when i was in middle school.


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    This really brings it all back to my initial point of overpopulation.

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    virus, any zombie movie style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    i would've understood that when i was in middle school.
    Well that's because you're really smart!

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    Jesus will come back.

    I win.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Oh, you wanted a when.

    When Jesus comes back.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Oh, you wanted a when.

    When Jesus comes back.
    jack van impe says it'll be any second now.


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    the end of the world has already come and gone, tidus

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    jack van impe says it'll be any second now.
    Nope. Too many sets of people that haven't been reached yet.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    the end of the world has already come and gone, tidus
    ok?
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    How do we know that the world has not ended before? As the scientist Douglas Adams once theorized, the Universe may have already imploded, only to be replaced by a more absurd version of itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    How do we know that the world has not ended before? As the scientist Douglas Adams once theorized, the Universe may have already imploded, only to be replaced by a more absurd version of itself.
    lol science.

    how laughable...
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Well... if the outer-dimensional sheets that parallel universes coexist on somehow come in contact with our sheet, well then yes, we all die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    How do we know that the world has not ended before? As the scientist Douglas Adams once theorized, the Universe may have already imploded, only to be replaced by a more absurd version of itself.
    ...

    what did you say douglas adams is again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    lol science.

    how laughable...
    yeah science, which has yielded all the technology you use, which is extremely relevant to your daily life but which you are too ignorant and paranoid to even try to understand, is more laughable than your faith which is becoming shakier and shakier and yet you desperately cling to because you have nothing else in your poor pathetic little life.

    EDIT: i forgot to add that your life is "miserable," eyebrows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    ...

    what did you say douglas adams is again?
    I think she was (mostly) joking. Obviously he's a comedy/sci-fi writer, but he is ... or was ... also an amateur scientist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    ...

    what did you say douglas adams is again?



    yeah science, which has yielded all the technology you use, which is extremely relevant to your daily life but which you are too ignorant and paranoid to even try to understand, is more laughable than your faith which is becoming shakier and shakier and yet you desperately cling to because you have nothing else in your poor pathetic little life.

    EDIT: i forgot to add that your life is "miserable," eyebrows.
    You are aware that that what I said was just to be a douchebag right?

    Stop being such an asshole and keep your flaming in flames.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    of course the "word is going to end." i thought it was funny in Religulous that one of the ways bill maher was trying to make religious people look scary is by showing that they believe the world was going to end eventually (however, on top of that, some of them thought it was going to end soon.)
    I haven't seen it, but it seems more likely that he was trying to make them look scary by showing that they WANT the world to end. Possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    You are aware that that what I said was just to be a douchebag right?

    Stop being such an asshole and keep your flaming in flames.
    if only you would do the same with your faggotry

    also

    The end of the old world and the old ways of life

    look at the evolution of man through the perspective of a child being raised

    it goes through infancy, childhood, puberty, adolescence, young adulthood, maturity, middle-age, old age and, eventually, death

    but when one is a child, the world is seen one way and is in fact one way, but when you reach successive stages of maturity, the old world that you saw is no longer the world you live in, and the further down the road you go, the more the worlds you lived in previously, both your own perspective and the world as it actually was, ends.
    Last edited by coqauvin; 01-07-2009 at 09:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    I haven't seen it, but it seems more likely that he was trying to make them look scary by showing that they WANT the world to end. Possible?
    yes, some of them said they wanted the world to end soon, but some of them merely said that the world was going to end someday without saying anything else, which is not scary at all and is in fact in accordance with what we have deduced empirically.

    but if you haven't seen religulous, i recommend that you do. it's a pretty funny and well-made movie.


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    History channel threw out many options but of the few I found interesting I enjoyed this one the most:

    As solar flares increase and the EMF of the earth weakens in what some believe preparation for polarity reversal we will be experiencing drastic lashes from the sun which may send our electronic instruments into disarray.

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    It will end in 2137, due to a giant butt knocking the earth out of its orbit and into the sun

    a giant butt

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    Definitely PLAUSIBLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    yes, some of them said they wanted the world to end soon, but some of them merely said that the world was going to end someday without saying anything else, which is not scary at all and is in fact in accordance with what we have deduced empirically.

    but if you haven't seen religulous, i recommend that you do. it's a pretty funny and well-made movie.
    A lot of them also agreed that if the world ended due to some kind of nuclear holocaust they could believe it was gods will. That is scary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    if only you would do the same with your faggotry

    also

    The end of the old world and the old ways of life

    look at the evolution of man through the perspective of a child being raised

    it goes through infancy, childhood, puberty, adolescence, young adulthood, maturity, middle-age, old age and, eventually, death

    but when one is a child, the world is seen one way and is in fact one way, but when you reach successive stages of maturity, the old world that you saw is no longer the world you live in, and the further down the road you go, the more the worlds you lived in previously, both your own perspective and the world as it actually was, ends.
    wtf is this nonsense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    wtf is this nonsense
    it is called my bullshitting skills need more exercise also a grain of truth

    i wouldn't expect a prole to understand

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    Some say the world will end in fire,
    Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire.
    But if it had to perish twice,
    I think I know enough of hate
    To say that for destruction ice
    Is also great
    And would suffice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    virus, any zombie movie style.
    I hope thats how it all goes. That way I get to use all my guns.

    And I just watched the movie Armageddon.

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    My guess is that we're all going to kill each other. Eventually there's going to be a large scale nuclear war and the earth is going to be so destroyed that it's uninhabitable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXRider31 View Post
    My guess is that we're all going to kill each other. Eventually there's going to be a large scale nuclear war and the earth is going to be so destroyed that it's inhabitable.
    Do you mean uninhabitable?

    Anyway, humankind doesn't have the power to make an entire planet uninhabitable. Maybe unsuitable for human life, but even that's a stretch considering people's wiliness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXRider31 View Post
    the earth is going to be so destroyed that it's inhabitable.
    lol.

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    but even that's a stretch considering people's wiliness.
    ..irony?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Do you mean uninhabitable?
    Heh, yeah. When I originally typed that it looked like a double negative.

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