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    Default So we got some unsual charges on our cable bill

    We got our cable bill yesterday and we saw that our bill was 110$ more than normal. After looking at the bill we see that someone bought 3 pornos and 2 channels. I don't remember the names of 2 of them but the one was called 8 Biggest Dicks. When we saw the date, it was a friday that only me and one of my roomates were home(weekend before christmas). That roomate who was with me was also my roomate last year and even though I had no reason to suspect him I started hoping I wasn't violated in any way last year.

    While trying to remember if anyone else was over I remembered that 2 of my roomates friends as well as one of their cousins stayed over that night. After my roomate got back yesterday we sat down and remembered what happened. His one friend slept upstairs while the other slept on the couch and his cousin on a reclining chair next to him. His friend then ordered 3 pornos, 2 channels and, I'm assuming, jerked off right next to his cousin. This "friend" has since denied it, but we have determined it could have been no one but him or his cousin(and his cousin was passed out hard). He is also known to jerk it A LOT. All I have to say is wtf man, I have slept on that couch multiple times since then and I feel violated. Thankfully my roomate said he would cover it for now and then after beating the shit out of that fag we can get the money back. This kid is rich as fuck (I mean his dad has his own jet rich) and went to valley forge military school which probably started his masturbating problem.

    Thoughts on what to do/say to this kid if I see him again?

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    Ask him which of the 8 dicks was the biggest?

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    photocopy the bill and request payment, and an explanation of the 8 biggest dicks
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    get over it. the same happened to me last month, one of the housemates bought a porno, and the others ordered loads of pay on demand films.


    but then again they aren't denying it so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    photocopy the bill and request payment, and an explanation of the 8 biggest dicks
    Do this, but send them to his dad.

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    This happened to me last year. Except we knew exactly who did it, but we had already kicked him out of the house and broke off contact with him. So we never got our money back. But seriously, as gross as 8 biggest dicks is, who gives a fuck as long as he pays. Kinda gross he jerked while his cousin was in the room though.

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    Those were some expensive pornos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    This happened to me last year. Except we knew exactly who did it, but we had already kicked him out of the house and broke off contact with him. So we never got our money back. But seriously, as gross as 8 biggest dicks is, who gives a fuck as long as he pays. Kinda gross he jerked while his cousin was in the room though.
    Yea well the thing is he didn't live with us or know anyone besides my one roomate. I think it's worth giving a fuck over when someone you are letting stay in your house orders a bunch of gay pornos and jerks off all over your living room and their own cousin. Also he is denying it so we will have to beat the money out of him.

    And yea they were expensive, each one was like $14 and the channels were even more.

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    i remember ordering a bunch of pornos at home once

    when my parents confronted me with the bill, there was another on there that i totally didn't order, but i kept it quiet because i had no idea who would have

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    This is why you just buy some DVDs and let them borrow the DVDs for the night.

    Might cost you $50, but it beats the hell out of $500 over a couple of years.
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    Use blu-ray for an enhanced pleasure picture.
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    I think the whole point is why buy a porn dvd when you can go on the internet for free.

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    i think the whole point is that the best time to masturbate is when family members are sleeping in the same room

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    one time i sucked six in a row
    one time i sucked six dirty dix in a row

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    Is his cousin male or female? If he has a hot cousin then perhaps he just ordered the pornos for plausible deniability in case she caught him jacking off to her. Also definitely seems like a porn scenario where some guy is jacking off while a porn is on and his hot cousin is in the room, then she wakes up and asks what he's doing and they bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable View Post
    Is his cousin male or female? If he has a hot cousin then perhaps he just ordered the pornos for plausible deniability in case she caught him jacking off to her. Also definitely seems like a porn scenario where some guy is jacking off while a porn is on and his hot cousin is in the room, then she wakes up and asks what he's doing and they bone.
    The cousin is male and a year younger than him.

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    It's obviously the ultimate bromance. How do you know they weren't jerking together?

    You'll probably never see the money. I mean seriously, how the hell do you plan on MAKING him give it to you short of stealing it from him?

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    I like how it matters to you that the pornos were gay seemingly just as much as he was jerking off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie cromwell View Post
    I like how it matters to you that the pornos were gay seemingly just as much as he was jerking off.
    I think I was pretty pissed about both. Don't try to make this seem like I have anything against gay's ollie, because I think the fact that he was watching gay porn while sleeping next to his male cousin ON MY COUCH is pretty important. I don't know him and his cousin like that, maybe they were awake and buttfucking on my couch. Granted I doubt that would happen but if he had ordered a bunch of straight pornos I wouldn't even consider that. So while the fact that the pornos were gay is important, the jerking off in my fucking house and running up our cable bill is more important.

    Oh and cryptic unless we see him again we won't get the money. My roomate who was his friend is covering it, and if he ever decides to try and show his face to us or my roomate we will get the money back. He also left a coat thing that looks expensive, some shoes and some other shit. Maybe we can sell the coat.

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    you know, the only real answer to this dilemma is to scourge homosexuals off the face of the earth once and for all

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    Killuminati,

    I have a breakthrough in this case. Being bored, I was exploring all menus and avenue's in my AT&T U-Verse set top box (IPTV), and I stumbled upon what this guy had ordered.




    So, while it is odd that it is called 8 biggest dicks ever, it appears to be a heterosexual porno.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    So, while it is odd that it is called 8 biggest dicks ever, it appears to be a heterosexual porno.
    I'd say heterosexual is a stretch. If you're watching a porno called "8 Biggest Dicks Ever", you're watching the dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    I'd say heterosexual is a stretch. If you're watching a porno called "8 Biggest Dicks Ever", you're watching the dicks.
    Yea, but it would be solo or man on man. Lots of websites, like brazzers, have alot of "she likes it big" type stuff. I'd still say this is straight, based on the 3 names on the description list of "actors" on this video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Yea, but it would be solo or man on man. Lots of websites, like brazzers, have alot of "she likes it big" type stuff. I'd still say this is straight, based on the 3 names on the description list of "actors" on this video.
    My point is that although heterosexual intercourse may be undergone in the movie, it's a stretch calling it "hetero porn" if you're watching it for dicks.

    A fascination for girls riding enormous dicks is one way that supposedly completely heterosexual males explore their not-so-straight fantasies... that's my theory, anyway.

    EDIT: Good god -- look at "Luscious" Lopez's nose. No way the guys are watching the women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    My point is that although heterosexual intercourse may be undergone in the movie, it's a stretch calling it "hetero porn" if you're watching it for dicks.

    A fascination for girls riding enormous dicks is one way that supposedly completely heterosexual males explore their not-so-straight fantasies... that's my theory, anyway.

    EDIT: Good god -- look at "Luscious" Lopez's nose. No way the guys are watching the women.
    I can see where you might draw that conclusion, but if I am watching hetero porn, I would rather watch a girl grind on a big cock rather than a little puny one, it is just the visual imagery in my opinion, it just doesn't LOOK sexy to see a girl working nothing. Who would watch a straight porn called: "3 inch cocks pound hot teens!", unless they specifically had some kind of small dick fetish.
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    Watching porn with dicks doesn't make you gay. Watching porn centered around dicks does.

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    I'm not saying it makes you gay, I'm just saying it makes you less than 100% straight.

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    Not really. No one can tell you your sexual preference. It's really something you decide for yourself.

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    Hmm...so this was actually a heterosexual porno? I agree with you Gwahir but maybe I can talk to my roomate who can tell this guy "ok it wasnt a gay porno now can you admit it and pay us?"

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    i am the 9th biggest dick
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    I don't make it on the list.

    It's so big they disqualified me.
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    im kidding, im actually embarrassed about my size and cry two seconds in intercourse. just a messed up kinda guy heheheheheheheheheh
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    It's okay. You can have some of mine.
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