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    Default Why the hell does my hand smell like dead people.

    Seriously, I just ate some chips and salsa, and a pita wrap.
    Yeah, I'm healthy.
    So, after enjoying my questionably delicious lunch, I decided to cough into my hand, when I got a whiff of the smell of death.
    I showered today, so it's not that I'm dirty.


    This really freaked me out.
    I mean, it's not my whole hand, just the stretchy part between your thumb and the rest of my hand smells like a morgue.

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    Rub behind your ear and smell your finger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Rub behind your ear and smell your finger.
    Mine still smelled normal. Maybe you should clean behind your ears a bit better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    I decided to cough into my hand, when I got a whiff of the smell of death.
    I'm guessing its your breath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    I'm guessing its your breath.
    I didnt even notice the op saying that. Yea it's your breath, brush your teeth man. I mean when your own breath smells bad to you(especially when you say it reminds you of death) you need to get your shit together and brush the teeth in your smelly ass mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    I didnt even notice the op saying that. Yea it's your breath, brush your teeth man. I mean when your own breath smells bad to you(especially when you say it reminds you of death) you need to get your shit together and brush the teeth in your smelly ass mouth.
    No, everything else smelled fine on me.
    I'm pretty damn meticulous.(floss, sonic t-brush and everything)

    Only reason I smelled it when I coughed was because I raised my hand to my face.

    LOL, my ears smell fine, front and back. I cleaned my hands with isopropyl and it's fine now.

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    I think the real question here is why do dead people smell like your hand?

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    It's gangrene.

    Time to amputate.

    Drink this bottle of vodka and bite down on this desk leg. I'll gog get a rag to use as a tourniquet and the least rusty and dull saw I can find.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    It's gangrene.

    Time to amputate.

    Drink this bottle of vodka and bite down on this desk leg. I'll gog get a rag to use as a tourniquet and the least rusty and dull saw I can find.
    sycld you speaking of amputation with a saw makes me tingly in my boy parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    sycld you speaking of amputation with a saw makes me tingly in my boy parts.
    eww... someone has a castration fetish...

    or a gore fetish. in which case i again wonder what it would be like to fuck a gaping wound.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    eww... someone has a castration fetish...

    or a gore fetish. in which case i again wonder what it would be like to fuck a gaping wound.
    Eh, neither of the two honestly. I'm borderline masochistic I suppose, but I can honestly say that amputation doesn't do it for me. Also the gaping wound thing was funny the first time I heard it but a bit creepy now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Eh, neither of the two honestly. I'm borderline masochistic I suppose, but I can honestly say that amputation doesn't do it for me. Also the gaping wound thing was funny the first time I heard it but a bit creepy now.
    shut up and get on the floor bitch

    *whipcrack*


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    *erection*
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    *erection*
    (no homo)
    You cast bong and hit for 420 damage!

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    I'd ask you how you know what a dead human smells like, but I'm guessing you're exaggerating/an experienced necrophiliac.
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    man this thread is foul

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    man this thread is foul
    Badumching!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    I'd ask you how you know what a dead human smells like, but I'm guessing you're exaggerating/an experienced necrophiliac.
    I've been in the room while autopsies were being performed, and other gross stuff.


    Now that I think about it, earlier that day I'd been clearing old palm branches off of the trees on our land, so maybe that was it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    man this thread is foul
    foul indeed.

    Now grab your dick so it will smell like dead people

    K?

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    I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
    I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse
    I'm a nasty nigger when you pass me nigger look me in my eyes
    Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die
    You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
    Don't be stupid, heard what I said motherfucer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Rub behind your ear and smell your finger.
    If you take the earring out a pierced ear it smells really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
    I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse
    I'm a nasty nigger when you pass me nigger look me in my eyes
    Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die
    You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
    Don't be stupid, heard what I said motherfucer

    RIP DMX 1976-2003
    Is DMX really dead or is he just in jail?

    I would believe either answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Is DMX really dead or is he just in jail?

    I would believe either answer.
    Lol dmx isn't dead.

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    So jail?
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    No Kanye took his place.

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    brb barking on rap tracks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    You should wash your hands after scratching your ass crack, you wont smell that horrible smell thread.

    And that was just a lame attempt at humor, don't take it serious lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    So jail?
    Last I heard he was making a gospel album. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    Last I heard he was making a gospel album. Seriously.
    he done found tha lawd!
    You cast bong and hit for 420 damage!

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    I'd almost pay to listen to a DMX gospel album.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'd almost pay to listen to a DMX gospel album.


    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I never thought I would ever see anything like that.

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