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    Default Obama's first 100 minutes in office

    I saw this while I was reading through digg and thought it was pretty hilarious.
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    I laughed, but I shouldn't because it's probably srs business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I laughed, but I shouldn't because it's probably srs business.
    What are you talkin about? There is no srs business involved here, just good old political humor.

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    No I mean it's srs business because that's probably pretty close to what he's going to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    No I mean it's srs business because that's probably pretty close to what he's going to do.
    Oh. Somehow I doubt that.

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    I'd make it my mission to jack off in every room of the white house... just to say I did.

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    Lol, sounds like the best president ever.

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    Haha, minutes 91-99: cocaine.

    Editors were like uhh no more ideas

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    8 Minutes of blow is a REALLY long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    8 Minutes of blow is a REALLY long time.
    you've obviously never seen someone who's anal about their lines...

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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    you've obviously never seen someone who's anal about their lines...
    That's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I'd make it my mission to jack off in every room of the white house... just to say I did.
    You so know that's what Woodrow Wilson did on day 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    You so know that's what Woodrow Wilson did on day 1.
    wouldnt be surprised

    he was the governor of new jersey at one point, and you know how they all turned out

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    69-72: Try to break 70 on Guitar Hero
    Err...I've played all of the Guitar Hero games and own the first one, and I'm pretty sure I have no idea what this means.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    Err...I've played all of the Guitar Hero games and own the first one, and I'm pretty sure I have no idea what this means.
    I'm assuming 70 percent? on expert? not like g4 isn't retarded easy or anything

    Mad magazine, meh

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    What was he smoking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    What was he smoking?
    Tobacco. Apparently, smoking a cigarette is some controversial shit if you're a president.
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    Oh. Well you know, the President of the United States is just one step down from God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    Tobacco. Apparently, smoking a cigarette is some controversial shit if you're a president.
    yeah right? i mean its not like its publicly known that smoking causes negative health effects and that little kids don't look to the president as a role model or anything.

    society is too pc, the fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    yeah right? i mean its not like its publicly known that smoking causes negative health effects and that little kids don't look to the president as a role model or anything.

    society is too pc, the fuckers
    Let the man smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I'd make it my mission to jack off in every room of the white house... just to say I did.
    Lol.

    This is a good thread, I got a good laugh out of it, nice one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    Lol.

    This is a good thread, I got a good laugh out of it, nice one.
    congratulations on killing it. Nice one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    yeah right? i mean its not like its publicly known that smoking causes negative health effects and that little kids don't look to the president as a role model or anything.

    society is too pc, the fuckers
    What a fucking tool
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