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    I mean, it holds twenty times its weight in olyimpic divers.

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    I've never really understood the appeal of "Youtube Poop".

    This video didn't really clear anything up.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    This video is pathetic. I want a shamwow. I have no use for one, I just want one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippopotamus View Post
    This video is pathetic. I want a shamwow. I have no use for one, I just want one.
    That dude sells it.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    There is a booth at the mall that sells a Shamwow! knock-off. They also sell cell phone accessories and hats.

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    I have a friend that sells cell phone accessories at the mall.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    There is a booth at the mall that sells a Shamwow! knock-off. They also sell cell phone accessories and hats.
    Don't you listen to the commercial? Beware of imitators!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Don't you listen to the commercial? Beware of imitators!
    It sounded like "beware of taters" to me. I do remember those plotting bastards in my elementary lunches.

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    Beware of --taters!
    What's taters, eh?!



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    There's your mildew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    There's your mildew.
    That's gonna smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    What's taters, eh?!
    I like taters.

    (no redneck)
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I like taters tots.

    (little redneck)

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    Whoa...wait how is tater tots a little bit redneck and taters not redneck?

    Isn't that what tater tots are called or do they have a different name that I'm not aware of?
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Whoa...wait how is tater tots a little bit redneck and taters not redneck?

    Isn't that what tater tots are called or do they have a different name that I'm not aware of?
    tater tits?

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    lol tater tits indeed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    The only thing I remember about Shamwow is that I saw a video where "Vince" was compared to The Scout from TF2, and I laughed heartily.

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    I never got youtube poop either.

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    would be awesome if high
    other than that meh
    also i too want a shamwow and have absolutely no use for one

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    In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

    The Church of Scientology happened.


    http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

    The Church of Scientology happened.


    http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490
    i suddenly feel the urge to buy a sham-wow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

    The Church of Scientology happened.


    http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490
    Nice find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    i suddenly feel the urge to buy a sham-wow.
    You're still a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruz_15 View Post
    You're still a dick.
    unlike you, i have the parts that make such an epithet accurate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    unlike you, i have the parts that make such an epithet accurate.
    A body shaped like a dick?

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