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Thread: The Offical "Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin" PAC

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    Default The Offical "Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin" PAC



    Look at this goddess. Every time she opens her mouth, legs or eye, it's as if the heavens open above and I see beauty as God is meant to see it.

    Welcome to the official Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin Political Action Committee, this meeting will open with our anthem:

    All rise!

    *Anthem Pending*

    Please be seated.

    Let's open the floor up for praise. What shall we say about this Goddess that hasn't already been said? May she bequeath her beauty upon us for all the days of our life. She is one hot MILF and potential VPILF.

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    PILF for 2012.

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    You're a thinker. You're officially the Secretary of the 2012 campaign.

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    No way. Secretary is chick's work!

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    Jesus fucking Krist. Stop talking about Sarah Palin. Every other sentence from you is something about you wanting to bang that dumb broad.

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    Palin is a std infested cunt.

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    She looks pretty clean.

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    She has really great hair.

    Also, her husband is cute. Def. FILF material there.

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    Bristol is coming up in the world with the reputation as one big knocked-up slut.

    Pity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    She has really great hair.

    Also, her husband is cute. Def. FILF material there.
    Todd is one dad I really want to meet

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    McCain/Milf '08

    Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    I'd hit it.

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    Bristol is a name?

    Are you kidding me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    Bristol is a name?

    Are you kidding me?
    Her son's name is Track. And the one with Trisonomy 21 is named Trig.

    Her other daughters are Piper and Willow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    McCain/Milf '08

    Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.
    That's what I'm talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    McCain/Milf '08

    Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.
    Personally, i wouldnt toss biden out of bed

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    Your kids with her will all be retarded. It is her curse.

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    Only trig seems to have an issue.

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    I think it's great Tina Fey is a potential VP.

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    Tina Fey will definitely be used to the fullest extent on SNL

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    That's what I'm talking about.

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    Okay, fine.

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    I think I'm going to go plagerize this thread. brb.

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    fap fap fap fap fap fap

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    If I find a wife, and at age 44 she looks like that, I definitely won't complain

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    That's an intriguing photo lol

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    That has been shopped.

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    Something about her head is somehow incredibly repellant.

    I mean other than the opinions coming out of her mouth.

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    It kind of makes me want to hit her in the head with a bat. She looks like a bird creature from a Final Fantasy game or something.

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    I can tell by the pixels, its been shopped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I can tell by the pixels, its been shopped.
    I shall remain blissfully ignorant

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    Oh God, what I would do to her. If she and Mccain get elected, we should send a mass of letters that say:

    "TITS OR GTFO (in 4 years)"

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    The problem I have with her is I'm unfamiliar with her politics. I mean, her stance that I can gather is, "Fuck Barack Obama." Of course, when McCain dies in office from being older than the fucking Earth, she'll go after Obama guns a-blazing. This is all that I've gleaned.

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    it would be easier to hate this woman if she wasnt somewhat attractive and kinda cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    she'll go after Obama guns a-blazing

    Literally.

    Just remember..

    Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor.

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    Jesus also inspired people for 2000 years. Pontius Pilate inspired anti-semitism.

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    I guess, both worked out pretty well.

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    People are complaining about McCain being old, but Regan was just as old and fucking Regan smash inorite?

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    Lol That's just former president reagan

    He'll tire himself out eventually

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