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    Default The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

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    Sources warn Miley Cyrus will climb aboard my pen0r by 2010.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    God bless The Onion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Sources warn Miley Cyrus will climb aboard my pen0r by 2010.
    Too bad all the major news outlets (Perez Hilton) are projecting her to marry me this year. She may only be 16, but with Billy Ray's permission(and a small amount of cash), it can happen.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Perez Hilton is fat, his opinion counts for nothing.
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Perez Hilton is fat, his opinion counts for nothing.
    I detect a hidden message about my girth in there.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Actually no, but I don't think that you're as fat or as annoying as Perez Hilton.
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Actually no, but I don't think that you're as fat or as annoying as Perez Hilton.
    Thanks.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Perez Hilton is fat, his opinion counts for nothing.
    And he has a green moustache. No. He has a gaystache.

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    "Coming up, an earthquake wiped out Etch-a-Sketchistan today..."

    Oh Onion, you slay me.

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    If screwing Miley Cyrus means I get to meet Billy Ray and punch him in the face, I guess I'll take one for the team and hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    If screwing Miley Cyrus means I get to meet Billy Ray and punch him in the face, I guess I'll take one for the team and hit it.
    You make it sound like it'd be a bad thing to get with her...
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    youve been holding onto that alcohol test champion title for a long time there buddy

    edit - yo wtf i thought this was flames
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