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    Default Couple gets married at Taco Bell

    NORMAL, Ill. (AP) — Wedding bells meant Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks.

    Customers inside the fast-food restaurant continued to order tacos and burritos as the couple sat Friday in an orange booth at Taco Bell and exchanged vows.

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat...aco-bell_N.htm
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    I really wanted to see the picture.

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    Several dozen guests looked on as the couple's friend, Ryan Green of Normal, administered the vows while wearing a T-shirt.

    He was ordained online.

    i wish i knew where i could do this

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    lol they got married in Normal, Illinois.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    He was ordained online.

    i wish i knew where i could do this
    I'm an ordained minister because of the internets. True story.

    Back on topic though, I wouldn't even want to get tacos at taco bell, much less get married there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'm an ordained minister because of the internets. True story.

    Back on topic though, I wouldn't even want to get tacos at taco bell, much less get married there.
    I shall disagree respectively. Their soft tacos with only meat and cheese are the bomb.
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    The last few times I ate at taco bell I got horribly sick, and the taco products that I ate came out the same way they went in. This was at two different locations, so I decided to put taco bell on my "do not eat" list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    The last few times I ate at taco bell I got horribly sick, and the taco products that I ate came out the same way they went in. This was at two different locations, so I decided to put taco bell on my "do not eat" list.
    Fair enough.

    Stay away from fast food altogether.
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    I generally do, although I did have a baconator the other day that was pretty fantastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I generally do, although I did have a baconator the other day that was pretty fantastic.
    Those are amazing...as are the quad stackers at BK.
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    My uncle and cousin live in this town. I'll have to ask him about this.

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    For their honeymoon they must have taken diarrhea dumps on one another's chests instead of regular dumps.

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    This is the reason the rest of the world hates us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    This is the reason the rest of the world hates us
    Luckily we don't care.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Luckily we don't care.
    also part of the reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    also part of the reason
    That is very much true.
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    picture in your mind a massive, bloated, hideous creature, revelling in unnecessary overconsumption, stomping around downtown metropolitan areas like godzilla, big strings of grease trailing from it's bloated lips and sticking to the undersized, overtaxed wifebeater

    and believing that they have the god given right to be that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    picture in your mind a massive, bloated, hideous creature, revelling in unnecessary overconsumption, stomping around downtown metropolitan areas like godzilla, big strings of grease trailing from it's bloated lips and sticking to the undersized, overtaxed wifebeater

    and believing that they have the god given right to be that way
    It's not a God given right, it's a right that we earned as a country by excelling in pretty much every area. U mad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    yeah fuk america

    i am starting an al-qaeda cell in bear river, population 800 we will take you out

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    picture in your mind a massive, bloated, hideous creature, revelling in unnecessary overconsumption, stomping around downtown metropolitan areas like godzilla, big strings of grease trailing from it's bloated lips and sticking to the undersized, overtaxed wifebeater

    and believing that they have the god given right to be that way
    That's as much a stereotype about Americans as saying all Canadians are retarded mountain men motherfuckers wearing pelts riding moose. And thats just the nice part about Canadians. I could say you're all pussies too. Besides, Canadian cigarettes are small filtered tubes of grade A shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Besides, Canadian cigarettes are small filtered tubes of grade A shit.
    Oh snap!
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    ok you can insult me any way you want

    but nobody says shit about my cigarettes and gets away with it

    ps when i was smoking weed and my friend's parents would smell it and ask about it, we always said we were out smoking 'american cigarettes'

    did you ever do the same, with 'canadian cigarettes'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    lol they got married in Normal, Illinois.
    Oh, the irony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    Several dozen guests looked on as the couple's friend, Ryan Green of Normal, administered the vows while wearing a T-shirt.

    He was ordained online.

    i wish i knew where i could do this
    So was I. www.ulc.org

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