Unreturned library book leads to woman's arrest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090124/...zoZ0eBS3ftiBIFINDEPENDENCE, Iowa – An Iowa woman has been arrested because she failed to return a library book.
Thirty-nine-year-old Shelly Koontz was arrested Thursday night on a fifth-degree theft charge. She is accused of keeping "The Freedom Writers Diary," which she checked out from the public library in nearby Jesup in April.
Originally Posted by KT_
I've heard of this happening before actually.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
i didn't know that crimes went down to "fifth degree."
i mean what the hell is fifth degree sexual assault: accidentally brushing against someone's butt?
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No, making contact with the breasts during a hug.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
in that case i have sexually assaulted my mom
see would a gay do that??? (maybe)
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I see what your doing...in that case i have sexually assaulted my mom
see would a gay do that??? (maybe)
You're making your homoerotic posts into erotic posts...
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
see this post would be better if you stuck with the first line only, as the second is impliedin that case i have sexually assaulted my mom
see would a gay do that??? (maybe)
the day that i listen to mutton for posting advice is the day that i stop craving dripping vagina
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i think i'm gonna turn gay now if all i'm gonna read is vagina everywhere
I don't think I've ever wanted vagina less than I have after reading the phrase "dripping vagina".
You should probably take his advice though
Well then, congratulations on taking Mutton's advice.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
There are six degrees actually, but it only tends to come out to Kevin Bacon.
If this were a murder mystery story, I'd say that Shelly Koontz was living on borrowed time.
She tooks things to the point of no return.
You mean you're not already gay?
Also a fifth degree sexual assault charge in Iowa seems to consist of attempting to remove clothes covering someone's intimate parts.
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