Results 1 to 24 of 24

Thread: I control what the world knows about Barack Obama

  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    20
    Credits
    184
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default I control what the world knows about Barack Obama

    I now own this barack obama bio site. It's ranked high for, "Barack Obama Biography" in Google. If you owned the site, what would you tell the world about Barack Obama? Would you mention how he peed in the butt of a rabid coyote back in 83? And would you chuckle when some dumbass kid who copy and pasted a report to his teacher got suspended from school?

  2. #2
    Canned Kal El's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Wonderland
    Posts
    2,936
    Credits
    352
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    How's Maricopa? I was there last Wednesday for work and it was a drag.

    And I don't give two hoots about Obama, as long as he does his job I don't care about his history.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
    Quote Originally Posted by victrola View Post
    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    20
    Credits
    184
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    How's Maricopa? I was there last Wednesday for work and it was a drag.

    And I don't give two hoots about Obama, as long as he does his job I don't care about his history.
    I don't live in Maricopa anymore, thank god. With that said, I'm moving out of Arizona soon. Woot!

    P.S. Way to hijack the thread.

  4. #4
    Canned Kal El's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Wonderland
    Posts
    2,936
    Credits
    352
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Where did you move too now? Barack Obama wouldnt approve moving without any notice.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
    Quote Originally Posted by victrola View Post
    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

  5. #5
    Canned Kal El's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Wonderland
    Posts
    2,936
    Credits
    352
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    I wanted to view the shots of Sarah Palin's hacked email account but apparently there are none.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
    Quote Originally Posted by victrola View Post
    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

  6. #6
    Senior Member Infernus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,111
    Credits
    1,601
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    I wanted to view the shots of Sarah Palin's hacked email account but apparently there are none.
    While I want to view other shots of Sarah Palin there are none

  7. #7
    Superfly Pepsi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Somewhere in your pants.
    Posts
    7,906
    Credits
    846
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)

    Default

    NOTICE: Access to .ORG WHOIS information is provided to assist persons in
    determining the contents of a domain name registration record in the Public Interest Registry
    registry database. The data in this record is provided by Public Interest Registry
    for informational purposes only, and Public Interest Registry does not guarantee its
    accuracy. This service is intended only for query-based access. You agree
    that you will use this data only for lawful purposes and that, under no
    circumstances will you use this data to: (a) allow, enable, or otherwise
    support the transmission by e-mail, telephone, or facsimile of mass
    unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations to entities other than
    the data recipient's own existing customers; or (b) enable high volume,
    automated, electronic processes that send queries or data to the systems of
    Registry Operator or any ICANN-Accredited Registrar, except as reasonably
    necessary to register domain names or modify existing registrations. All
    rights reserved. Public Interest Registry reserves the right to modify these terms at any
    time. By submitting this query, you agree to abide by this policy.

    Domain ID152792203-LROR
    Domain Name:BARACKOBAMABIOGRAPHY.ORG
    Created On:23-May-2008 01:50:00 UTC
    Last Updated On:24-Jan-2009 04:55:08 UTC
    Expiration Date:23-May-2011 01:50:00 UTC
    Sponsoring Registrar:GoDaddy.com, Inc. (R91-LROR)
    Status:CLIENT DELETE PROHIBITED
    Status:CLIENT RENEW PROHIBITED
    Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
    Status:CLIENT UPDATE PROHIBITED
    Status:TRANSFER PROHIBITED
    Status:TRANSFERPERIOD
    Status:RENEWPERIOD
    Registrant ID:GODA-058242093
    Registrant Name:WhoisGuard Protected
    Registrant Organization:WhoisGuard
    Registrant Street1:8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #110 -
    Registrant Street2:
    Registrant Street3:
    Registrant City:Westchester
    Registrant State/Province:California
    Registrant Postal Code:90045
    Registrant Country:US
    Registrant Phone:+1.6613102107
    Registrant Phone Ext.:
    Registrant FAX:
    Registrant FAX Ext.:
    Registrant Email:8f417fcdf4ea4f049d779052949a3a64.protect@who isguard.com
    Admin ID:GODA-258242093
    Admin Name:WhoisGuard Protected
    Admin Organization:WhoisGuard
    Admin Street1:8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #110 -
    Admin Street2:
    Admin Street3:
    Admin City:Westchester
    Admin State/Province:California
    Admin Postal Code:90045
    Admin Country:US
    Admin Phone:+1.6613102107
    Admin Phone Ext.:
    Admin FAX:
    Admin FAX Ext.:
    Admin Email:8f417fcdf4ea4f049d779052949a3a64.protect@who isguard.com
    Tech ID:GODA-158242093
    Tech Name:WhoisGuard Protected
    Tech Organization:WhoisGuard
    Tech Street1:8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #110 -
    Tech Street2:
    Tech Street3:
    Tech City:Westchester
    Tech State/Province:California
    Tech Postal Code:90045
    Tech Country:US
    Tech Phone:+1.6613102107
    Tech Phone Ext.:
    Tech FAX:
    Tech FAX Ext.:
    Tech Email:8f417fcdf4ea4f049d779052949a3a64.protect@who isguard.com
    Name Server:NS1.TGOLOGISTICS.COM
    Name Server:NS2.TGOLOGISTICS.COM
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:
    Name Server:



    It could really be him because the logistics site says this:
    About TGO Logistics
    TGO Internet Logistics was founded in 2004 by internet pioneer David Chapman as a holding company for his various internet properties. Over time, David became the foremost expert on search engine optimization and began taking on clients under the TGO Logistics name. Sine then, our business has expanded to include everything from server administration to full scale IT reorganizations. We know internet logistics. At present, we are not accepting additional clients due to a shortage of quality talent. Please contact your congressman today and ask them to expand the H1 Visa program so quality talent can be brought in from overseas. Until then, companies like ours are unable to scale operations.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

  8. #8
    Scito Te Ipsum TheOriginalGrumpySpy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    I am not a citizen of Athens or of Greece but of the world.
    Posts
    4,609
    Credits
    2,219
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Admittedly that site is shitty.

  9. #9
    Merry fucking Christmas Atmosfear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    8,675
    Credits
    2,027
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    That was the most pathetic bio I think I have ever heard

  10. #10
    McTroy MrTroy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    THE BEEF
    Posts
    3,013
    Credits
    1,200
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Yes, you control it because everyone knows you are the sole source of news in the entire world.
    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    I hope I haven't missed my chance to join MrTroy 4 Life
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I blame Obama. That nigger.
    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    when mrtroy makes a valid point about your posting, you should probably kill yourself
    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    This site was always meant to end with a gay gangbang. It's destiny.
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    I don't consider myself a racist, but I fucking hate niggers.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Gwahir and I have this little ongoing tiff. He seems to have that with a number of people who think he is a pretentious faggot.
    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post
    I'd rather fuck a child

  11. #11
    Merry fucking Christmas Atmosfear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    8,675
    Credits
    2,027
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    I was talking about TGO's, not obama's

  12. #12
    Take orally. no_brains_no_worries's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    2,770
    Credits
    184
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Tell them that I was his homeboy. That'd be me enough whitehouse rep to get some serious political tail.


    Hellz yeah.
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

  13. #13
    Superfly Pepsi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Somewhere in your pants.
    Posts
    7,906
    Credits
    846
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Tell them that I was his homeboy. That'd be me enough whitehouse rep to get some serious political tail.


    Hellz yeah.
    If you can't get it yourself, you don't deserve it.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

  14. #14
    Senior Member wanabedriver's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    185
    Credits
    863
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    1968 - Obama and his mother move to Indonesia for 5 years.

    1971 - Obama moves back to Honolulu, HI. to live with his grandparents. He starts 5th grade at Punahou School.
    1971 - 1968 = 5.

  15. #15
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    701
    Credits
    199
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    make it ridiculous, but not so ridiculous that kids wont believe it

  16. #16
    Senior Member Chase's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    492
    Credits
    205
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    so how much money did this thread make you

  17. #17
    Superfly Pepsi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Somewhere in your pants.
    Posts
    7,906
    Credits
    846
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    so how much money did this thread make you
    Tengu actually just sold CD to Niheel Dothead for a cheeseburger and a dildo.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

  18. #18
    Scito Te Ipsum TheOriginalGrumpySpy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    I am not a citizen of Athens or of Greece but of the world.
    Posts
    4,609
    Credits
    2,219
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    How ethnically insensitive Mike.

  19. #19
    Senior Member Infernus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,111
    Credits
    1,601
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Yeah bro not cool

  20. #20
    Superfly Pepsi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Somewhere in your pants.
    Posts
    7,906
    Credits
    846
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)

    Default

    I could've said sycld.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

  21. #21
    Senior Member Infernus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,111
    Credits
    1,601
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    haha we got you

  22. #22
    Superfly Pepsi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Somewhere in your pants.
    Posts
    7,906
    Credits
    846
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)

    Default

    Oh you guys!

    You got me!
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

  23. #23
    FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU Anonymous D's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,625
    Credits
    2,696
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)

    Default

    Oh hey david.

    Has anyone else seen this site?

    www.theobamaforum.com

    Its supposed to be some kind of joke. Its like /b/ except its all about black people and Obama. lol

  24. #24
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    26
    Credits
    286
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    .org? PSH! I was expecting a credible site suffix.

Similar Threads

  1. Michelle and Barack do WHAT together?
    By TheOriginalGrumpySpy in forum Video Vault
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 01-26-2009, 08:55 PM
  2. Barack Roll'd
    By llFidoll in forum Video Vault
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 10-31-2008, 10:26 AM
  3. Replies: 17
    Last Post: 10-19-2008, 09:25 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •