Man smears feces on his lawyer, flings it at jury
Full StorySAN DIEGO – A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident.
Originally Posted by KT_
As immature as I am, I had a good chuckle at this story. Shitty justice I'd say.
That's a pretty awesome defense.
For some reason I get the feeling that he might be declared insane.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
That's a pretty damn good defense; I'd declare "not guilty."
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Lol dirty protest of innocence.
God I haven't been able to stop thinking about this all day. I just wish interesting shit like this would happen whenever I have to attend a court hearing.
As many times as I've been to court, I have never seen anything remotely awesome happen. Usually the highlight of my court visits are "Mr. Wolfe you owe us $xxxx.xx, don't do it again.".
awesome. time to stalk and then engage in mutually pleasurable raep.
but anyways, faeces has so many wonderful uses. it puts up a convincing judicial defense, it makes a great substitute for coffee (better than the original?)... is there anything faeces can't do??
Last edited by sycld; 01-29-2009 at 07:12 PM.
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You could have just asked for my address...
but what about the thrill of the hunt and the creeping-out?
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raep is raep. beggers cant be choosy.
asshole.
Fair enough. See you when you come to raep me then sir.
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