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    PALM COAST, Fla. – Flagler County authorities said a restaurant owner pistol-whipped and beat a customer who complained that his takeout order was incorrect. The owner of Goomba's Pizzeria was charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon and released on bail.
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    Haha...what a goomba.
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    Wow, what good business practice.
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    Oh lawd. Goomba's? I'm having trouble typing this because of the lulz.
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    Well, I know from experience that Italians can get violent if you insult their creativity

    Just assuming the pizzeria owner was Italian.
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    I don't why the assaulted man just jump on the Goomba's head after getting a mushroom?
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    He ordered a calzone with 1up mushrooms and tried to lie about not getting extra 1ups so the owner beat the 1ups he really did get out of him for lying.

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