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    Talking People Expecting Superbowl get Penis

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    The Arizona Daily Star newsroom was flooded with calls from irate viewers who said that the porn cut into the game with less than three minutes left to play, just after Arizona Cardinals player Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the team in the lead.
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    I was using StumbleUpon and found this little gem. That's gotta be a hard situation. I'd be so pissed.
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    The Super Bowl was being shown locally on KVOA. The station sends its signals — both standard definition and high definition — to Cox Communcations, which then sends the signals to Comcast, station president Gary Nielsen said.
    well, that explains it.

    also, lol.


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    Figures comcast fucks it up. God I hate them, I hope they get sued out of existence(I know they won't).

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    Well seeing dix does seem a little bit better than seeing your team get beat in the Superbowl.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    "Hey, look at those guys in tight pants."

    "Yay dicks!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Well seeing dix does seem a little bit better than seeing your team get beat in the Superbowl.
    For you? Definitely.

    For the average hetero male?


    ...possibly.


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    After watching my first superbowl last night I can safely say I would rather look at dicques.

    Not old man flaccid wrinkly hairy penis though. More like proper masculine hard shaved smooth throbbing gigantic monster cocks.

    (no homo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    For you? Definitely.

    For the average hetero male?


    ...possibly.
    Well I mean there's nothing worse than seeing your team get beat in a major sporting event/championship game. Except maybe not seeing dix.
    (no homo)
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Well I mean there's nothing worse than seeing your team get beat in a major sporting event/championship game. Except maybe not seeing dix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Your sig made me listen to Alice In Chains. Thank you.
    (homo)
    Oh neat. I was hoping that it would influence someone to do that. (slight homo)
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Man, I feel so 2002 (I would say so 1992 but I was 5 in '92 and only listened to them through my sister's bedroom wall).
    (no incest)

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    It's easier to go across the hall than it is to go across the road(Incest)
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    So who saw the video because it was fucking priceless.

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    Since when is a surprise penis a bad thing?

    Surprise penis is a bad thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Since when is a surprise penis a bad thing?

    Surprise penis is a bad thing.
    I agree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    So who saw the video because it was fucking priceless.
    link pls
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    Sorry, this is a little awkward -- I don't quite know how to say this, but -- what did people who expect Penis get?

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    Yes it was quite shocking to be watching a game and then get penis. It was hilarious at the same time seeing people freak out.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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