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    Default Armed police arrest man for 'playfully pointing toy ray-gun at baby'

    Alison Edmonds, 23, said that she saw the man - who is not believed to be related to the baby and mother - approach the pram holding the toy gun, before jokingly saying 'Pow, pow' while pressing the trigger repeatedly.

    The mother of the child then called police, who sent an armed response team to find and arrest the man, who was waiting for a bus less than a few hundred yards away.
    Story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-gun-baby.html

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    Warning: It is inadvisable to attempt to use this toy in a playful manner.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Wonderful. Another "ohnoespoliticalcorrectnessgonemad" story from the Daily Mail. Let's ignore the fact that they are almost entirely responsible for the climate of babyfear which creates these situations.

    Cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by article
    Police seized the man's toy ray-gun and arrested him on suspicion of possessing an imitation firearm in a public place.
    wtf? They can charge that shit?

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    Yeah it's an offence in a lot of places.

    A fake gun waved in someone's face is just as good as a real gun in most places (Obviously not in the U.S. where if you do that, bullets are probably going to fly).

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    Quote Originally Posted by thermal View Post
    wtf? They can charge that shit?
    People have been killed for packing fake guns. Heck the cops once murdered a man who had a table leg in a bag, mistaken for a shotgon.

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    LOLENGLAND


    seriously, you guys should just attach rockets to the whole island and blast off back to Neptune, or wherever the hell you guys came from.

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    Yeah, it's not like you guys came from us in the slightest, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Yeah, it's not like you guys came from us in the slightest, is it?
    I didn't.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    ITT simon doesn't realize that there are other white european countries
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    We're the important ones because we let you win what you like to refer to as a 'war'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Yeah, it's not like you guys came from us in the slightest, is it?
    Half of my ancestors were running around spain, eating dinner and shit, while the other half were busy being Mexicans.

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    Well then you're not American, you're Latino and you're lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Well then you're not American, you're Latino and you're lazy.
    Half latino.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Half latino.
    Oh and I suppose the Mexicans are descended from Japan?

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    Mexicans are called latino because they are from latin america.

    Spaniards are from spain, making them european.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Oh just shut up. Seriously. Shut the fuck up. You understood what I meant. There was no need for that post. You've done this kind of thing 5,727* times now. Just stop.


    *at time of going to press

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Oh just shut up. Seriously. Shut the fuck up. You understood what I meant. There was no need for that post. You've done this kind of thing 5,727* times now. Just stop.


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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Oh just shut up. Seriously. Shut the fuck up. You understood what I meant. There was no need for that post. You've done this kind of thing 5,727* times now. Just stop.


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    This is fucking stupid. Unless the toy gun looked like a real gun that moms a stupid bitch. And if he carried a toy gun that looked like a real gun he's a stupid bitch too. And the cops are fucking stupid bitches for arresting a guy with a "fake" gun. ITT everyone involved is a stupid bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Jesus christ, in an hour and a half tidus has posted over 20 times.
    And your point is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Wonderful. Another "ohnoespoliticalcorrectnessgonemad" story from the Daily Mail. Let's ignore the fact that they are almost entirely responsible for the climate of babyfear which creates these situations.

    Cunts.
    Well goddamn said. Institutions like the Daily Mail should be at the least ignored, preferably mocked, derided and ridiculed by everyone else in the world (except those who watch Fox News).

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Well goddamn said. Institutions like the Daily Mail should be at the least ignored, preferably mocked, derided and ridiculed by everyone else in the world (except those who watch Fox News).
    How dare you? What would Diana think? None of this would have happened if the government had stopped all those immigrants from coming over.

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    The only thing Diana thinks is Oh Fuck! A wall!
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    How dare you? What would Diana think? None of this would have happened if the government had stopped all those immigrants from coming over.
    hehe

    'what would diana think' was an especially nice touch

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    babyfear
    No idea why, but this word made me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    The only thing Diana thinks is Oh Fuck! A wall!
    Let's see. Diana died 12 years ago.

    Diana jokes stopped being funny about...oh...11 and a half years ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    hehe

    'what would diana think' was an especially nice touch
    Ive been scouring youtube for this :

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9cbT4fPVbs&feature=related"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

    It is the Daily Express this one pots fun at. Its at 3:32, quality gag.

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    I remember this episode.

    I want to know where I can pick up a copy 'Bulk Solids Today.'

    Also, Kirsty Young is quite sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Let's see. Diana died 12 years ago.

    Diana jokes stopped being funny about...oh...11 and a half years ago?
    Let's see...you were born about 21 years ago.

    And you stopped being witty what? 21 years ago?
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    It's times like this that the rollseyes smiley would be perfect but you ruined it forever.

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    You know simon, I really don't mind you.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I remember this episode.

    I want to know where I can pick up a copy 'Bulk Solids Today.'

    Also, Kirsty Young is quite sexy.
    Yea she is pretty hot, I think she has a thing for Paul Merton, whenever she hosts it she can't take her eyes off him. Lucky fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    You know simon, I really don't mind you.
    I don't actually mind you either. You're a nice guy. A lovely guy in fact. That's why so many people are so pissed off at you.

    You really can do better. You know it, I know it, even Jesus knows it.

    Do it for Jesus man. Do it for Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I don't actually mind you either. You're a nice guy. A lovely guy in fact. That's why so many people are so pissed off at you.

    You really can do better. You know it, I know it, even Jesus knows it.

    Do it for Jesus man. Do it for Jesus.
    Oh you slay me you silly goose.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Well then you're not American, you're Latino and you're lazy.
    excuuuuuse me ma'am, you have me confused with African Americans

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    Que?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Que?
    Chto?

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