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    The 68-year-old, identified only by her last name Cha, has taken the test almost every working day since 2005 in the southwestern city of Jeonju. She failed again Monday for the 771st time.
    Story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090205...20090205024852
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    fail

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    The should average her scores, so by the time she passes with a 60, the 1500 fails will keep her from getting that license. She shouldnt be driving if she cant pass in 1-2, maybe 3 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by thermal View Post
    The should average her scores, so by the time she passes with a 60, the 1500 fails will keep her from getting that license. She shouldnt be driving if she cant pass in 1-2, maybe 3 times
    Oh come on... the government will gladly take all the money she has to spend on each test. Why would they stop her from taking the tests?
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    She's doing it on purpose.
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    She's doing it on purpose.
    what...failing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    what...failing?
    No, just accidentally her test. :rolleyes;
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    She is too old to drive anyway, hopefully she will never pass the test

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    Is Cha an Asian last name?



    Just curious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Is Cha an Asian last name?



    Just curious.
    my friend who moved in to the states from korea had the last name of Cha too, so yeah.

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    Old asian woman can't pass a driver's test how is this news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Old asian woman can't pass a driver's test how is this news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Old asian woman can't pass a driver's test how is this news.
    Stereotypically speaking it does seem like the worst possible genre of driver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Old asian woman can't pass a driver's test how is this news.
    You don't think that someone trying over 700 times for their license isn't noteworthy? We aren't exactly running the new york times here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    You don't think that someone trying over 700 times for their license isn't noteworthy? We aren't exactly running the new york times here...
    vv(this was the joke)vv
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    oh, I get it... because she's Asian

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    oh, I get it... because she's Asian
    Also elderly.

    Also a woman.

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    explaining it kind of ruins the joke doesnt it dont you hate dumb people

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    I would hate to be the folks working at that DMV that have to pull straws to see who gets to ride with her today.

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