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    I have these two bumps on my ass, and one's about the size of a zit and the other one is kinda big (think like giant zit). I tried popping them but nothing happened, I scrubbed it with acne wash and it kinda hurt, what the fuck are these things? I've got a skinny ass, like real skinny ass, and I've been sitting down a lot lately on my hard wood chair, is my ass irritated? I'm going to the health clinic soon because it's kinda freaking me out.

    Any idea as to why I have bumps on my ass?

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    I think you have what is known as a ba donk a donk.

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    Pressure sores from sitting at your computer too long. They'll probably get infected and you'll have to have your ass amputated.

    On a more serious but not less funny note, there was this seriously bulimic girl at my high school who actually did get pressure sores on her ass because she has no butt fat.

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    lol ass amputation

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    Is there a white pus head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Is there a white pus head?
    Gods! Don't take this seriously.

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    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/folliculitis/DS00512

    Is what I may be pointing at to begin with.

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    Sounds like you've got the beginnings of a classic case of the Monkey Butts. You just need to apply some baby powder or gold bond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    Sounds like you've got the beginnings of a classic case of the Monkey Butts. You just need to apply some baby powder or gold bond.
    We call it swamp ass in these parts.

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    I think they're pressure sores.

    They hurt like hell.

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    Buy a cushion.

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    You're growing a hairy butt.

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    Maybe it is just a boil

    if not, then yeah pressure sores

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    I think they're pressure sores.

    They hurt like hell.
    This response like the usual PS response, get offered advice and deny it.

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    Stop having so much buttsecs you slut.


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    Well, will they go away if I keep pressure off them or is it really that serious to the point where I need to see a doctor?

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    OMG ur not fckn srs r u?

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    How long have you had them?
    How long since they started hurting? (Different to how long you have had them, e.g maybe you noticed them then they started hurting a week later)

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    I would like to know how to stop being such a faggot, should I just pray some more?

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    Yeah. Try jerking off too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Yeah. Try jerking off too.
    To straight porn

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    Could be an ingrown hair.

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    Super AIDS.

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    Try to pop it the best you can, if that doesn't work just wash the zits out with bleach. It will clear up in no time, heard about this from a doctor on a TV show.

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    Drink Vinegar.

    Also,

    Quote Originally Posted by SolidSnake View Post
    Try to pop it the best you can, if that doesn't work just wash the zits out with bleach. It will clear up in no time, heard about this from a doctor on a TV show.
    Don't forget to bleach your asshole while you're back there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    Don't forget to bleach your asshole while you're back there.

    And record it all on video plz.



    Also,




    ...

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    Alright so I've been jerking off to straight porn lately and the size of the bumps on my ass have diminished greatly.

    Thanks for the advice guys.

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