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    I personally think my girlfriend wears too much makeup. It's something she's just started doing in the last month or so, and I think her intentions are good - she wants to "look good for me". Except she doesn't. Where before (from what I can tell anyway) she just wore a little eye makeup that accentuated her eyes, she's now started using enough face makeup to spackle sidewalk cracks, enough blush to look like a porcelein doll, and dark dark DARK eyeliner.

    I mean seriously, the other night we were watching a movie, she had her head resting on my leg and when she got up to get another beer, there was makeup on my pants.

    Now that's a bit much. This isn't a whiny "How do I tell my GF to stop wearing so much makeup" thread because I know how to do that, with a decent amount of tact, I'm just wondering where girls get the idea that the less lifelike they look, the more we'll like them. That's not true for me, just wondering how the other men here feel.

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    girls are fucking stupid


    That is all
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    Well I mean hit her



    obviously

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    "Look you stupid bitch stop wearing so much makeup that you look like a fucking whore now pleasure my dique"?


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    I suspect that a lot of girls learn to apply makeup from their friends or female relatives who think that piling on pounds of foundation is somehow a good idea.

    It isn't.

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    It baffles me that, in 2008, people continue to wear makeup. The entire cosmetics industry is predicated on making women feel bad enough about themselves that they hide their faces behind glorified spackle.

    Of course, I might change my tune if I had to look at a bunch of truly ugly people without makeup on a daily basis.

    I really get a kick out of the fact that they keep coming out with new products. Yeah, the 46,973 shades of lipstick available yesterday didn't make you beautiful, but this new one today sure will. I guess I have to admit that they're marketing geniuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    girls are fucking stupid


    That is all
    lol




    this thread is worthless without pics of your gf

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    [ ] None at all
    [ ] Just enough to bring out the good features and cover imperfections
    [ ] The more the better, I don't even wanna know she has skin
    [X] I only date clowns

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    Girls are definitely stupid.

    I know this one girl who is tan and her face makeup is like 5 shades lighter than the rest of her and she thinks it looks good....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Girls are definitely stupid.

    I know this one girl who is tan and her face makeup is like 5 shades lighter than the rest of her and she thinks it looks good....
    reverse guido am i rite

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    Bitches without makeup are sick.

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    I like girls au natural. In fact, in my life I've only dated girls who rarely or never wear makeup. If you don't have natural beauty to start off with, then you have no chance of becoming a milf or a gilf.

    Oh, and Oats, the only reason you think that is because you can't get a chick that looks good without makeup, not because they don't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Oh, and Oats, the only reason you think that is because you can't get a chick that looks good without makeup, not because they don't exist.
    That, and the fact that Oats wears more makeup than most women.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    That, and the fact that Oats wears more makeup than most women.
    deep burn man

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    I don't think all women wear makeup because they think they look bad otherwise. Some women wear makeup because they just like the way it looks every once in a while. Most of the time I don't wear makeup but I do enjoy doing something fun with it if I'm in the mood. I think I look fine both ways; most women do. I think its kind of like wearing jeans and a t-shirt. It looks good but its nice to get dressed up sometimes.
    Last edited by ViciousMentality; 09-25-2008 at 04:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    deep burn man
    But it's the good type of burn, like when you thrust it in deeper

    4srs <---THIS SHOULD BE SHIFTY EYES DAI TENGU


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    Sycld best not be hitting on Oats.

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    Yeah that got kind of old during CD's last incarnation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    That, and the fact that Oats wears more makeup than most women.
    Oh bby I don't wear any makeup anymore

    If I have a bag zit or something yeah I'll cover it up. But No mo' eyeliner and shit.

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    Well you know what I'm about to say regarding women it doesn't need to be rehashed.

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    Gina has grown as a person


    and I am proud
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oats View Post
    Oh bby I don't wear any makeup anymore

    If I have a bag zit or something yeah I'll cover it up. But No mo' eyeliner and shit.
    It seems like Oats has grown as a person as well.

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    If your girl has suddenly started wearing more make-up then she's looking for another guy.

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    As little as possible

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    Has anyone dated a girl who's gone all natural? It's....it's a testament to your relationship, I tell you that. I know I've been brainwashed by the mass marketing and lipstick company proganda (she said) but wow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Has anyone dated a girl who's gone all natural? It's....it's a testament to your relationship, I tell you that. I know I've been brainwashed by the mass marketing and lipstick company proganda (she said) but wow...
    I've never dated a girl that needed makeup to look good

    in fact, I dated one girl who makeup made look worse

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    I want my girl to look like a drag queen.

    Honestly....

    A little is ok, but if she looks like me drag is better.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I've never dated a girl that needed makeup to look good

    in fact, I dated one girl who makeup made look worse
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    None, that shit helps them hide the truth, you don't want to go to bed with a model and wake up with an ogre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I've never dated a girl that needed makeup to look good

    in fact, I dated one girl who makeup made look worse
    Same here.

    I think she just didn't know how to put it on.


    Oh well, my new one looks hot either way.and is 5'11".and is from glorious mother russia.and is hot.



    Seriously though, too much make up is fine for a girl's night out on the town, but nobody wants to smell make up when they lean in for a kiss.

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    aw russians



    so hot
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    My girlfriend only used to wear make-up when we were going out or on special occasions as she doesn't really need to.

    I got her a MAC make over for her birthday about a month ago and she bought about £150 worth of MAC (which is like 5 things as make-up is waaay too fuckin expensive.) During the make over the lady who did the make over explained to her how to put it on evenly without going over the top and I think she looks really good with it on now.

    So my solution...get her a makeover and tell the make up artist to show her how to apply it properly.

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    Quit being a bitch and tell her straight, why are people so afraid of their women?
    You need to train her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I like girls au natural. In fact, in my life I've only dated girls who rarely or never wear makeup.
    This is the best policy.

    Besides, makeup just rubs off on my face and such and it irritates me.
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    i kissed a girl with so much lip gloss once that it was like stuffing my face in a jar of vaseline.
    not fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Quit being a bitch and tell her straight, why are people so afraid of their women?
    You need to train her.
    Oh I did tell her straight after it happened again today. This is part of why my day has been shitty - only part, mind you. I was already pissed off about other shit and she went to the makeup counter in Boston Store AGAIN and was looking at the most VILE shade of eyeshadow I have ever seen in my life ever ever EVER so I pulled her aside and said, look, I've tried to be nice about this - and honestly I have, I've tried the old reverse compliment, like "Oh you're wearing makeup tonight, you really don't need to, you look so natural and pretty without it (which is actually true, or with just a little eye makeup - and I've tried being a little less than nice saying things like "I really liked your eyemakeup better the way you were doing it before, not a fan of the heavy eyeliner" and nothing.

    So today it just go spit out. Like "Do you have any idea how many shirts/pants I've had to try to scrub makeup off of since you've started dolling yourself up like Tammy Faye? That shit's a waste of money first of all and second of all if you think you need it you're wrong, if I wanted a girl that looked like a blow up doll I'd just go buy a blow up doll and save myself all this bullshit".

    Mind you this is the girl who always wants to borrow money or wants me to buy shit because she's always short on the rent. Then she's gonna buy a fucking $30 thing of neon purple eyeshadow.

    Fuck me.

    Sometimes I wish I was gay.

    Anyway she got all pissed off, which honestly was kind of the aim, if I'm going to tell the truth I feel like such shit today I kind of wanted to piss on someone else's day too, we go back to my place and she's doing the butt hurt but don't want to talk about it thing and I finally told her look I know I was harsh but you didn't listen any other way, you're wearing too much fucking makeup and if it's to impress me it's not working, and if it's to try to impress some other guy it's probably not working either.

    Oddly enough, I think she got the message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Sometimes I wish I was gay.
    That can be arranged.

    That being said, gay men can be a much bigger pita than women in so many ways.
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