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    I had completely forgotten about this until tonight when a friend of mine reminded me. Here is a rambling verse of alliteration:

    Preening, plumed poppinjays, peacocking and prattling over perfect 10 packages
    propagating the presumptuous preconception of
    pacifists, passing peacefully, prizes presented pleasingly
    Appeasing the presiding pastor's preceding sermon preaching
    the parallels between presidents and polygamy
    prosecuting the prolifery of penalizing pyrrhic victory
    Where pawns with premade speeches parley pint-sized pieces
    pacing their parrotry with props sent from purgatory
    that pageantry, passively presenting pandemic panic as reality
    purging the peasantry of purloined pre-eminence, see
    until the past, previously incarcerated, prevails in
    auspiciously precipitating suspicious prescience
    in the printed paper, painting preference for papacy
    in the face of prevalence of pissantry
    paling in comparison to the passé prevarication
    of press-ganged prisoners parroting parables ceaselessly

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    Well, I mean, surely you knew this would occur when you posted this thread:

    "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."

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    yes i suppose i should have known

    also i suppose i should mention in a display of bravado and my own genius that this represents a total of about 3 hours of thinking time, written entirely between the start of my workday and first break some months ago.

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    man i like it

    it takes a whole lot of skill and thought to be able to pull off one of these and i think you did it pretty well

    i may give it a crack just out of curiosity sometime soon.

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