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    So I have been a fan of satire since I saw the play No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre forever ago, and my favorite modern satirist is none other then Chuck Palahniuk. So as a fan, I was going to go see his newest novel-to-movie Choke, though I have mixed feelings about it.

    Yeah, not opening in this state.

    Why? Because Mormons run this place and they feel that they get to make the choice of what we see. They keep anything they don't like outta of our state for "The good of the children." Seriously! Diary of the Dead we didn't get to see, and they even had a protest against Broke Back Mountain. And now this?! SO LAME!

    I need to move.

    /end sobbing rant.

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    Yeah man, Mississippi is even worse. I know the owner of the local movie theater here and he refused to show Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay because of the "goddamn sand niggers" that were in it. Yeah...

    There are posters of Religulous inside the theater at the moment; I'll fucking have a stoke and die happy if they decide to show it.

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    Where are you in utah?



    Just sidereel that shit
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    utah seemed like a nice place when i was there. even though i heard the exact same from my uncle. the mormons disagree with drinking outside your home or some shit like that.

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    At least we don't have that problem in Jersey.

    I never heard of a movie not being shown like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Where are you in utah?



    Just sidereel that shit
    What Up Captain C! It's me Blake from Provo. After LWS was killed, I moved here as No brains.

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    Oh blake you silly bastard

    Hey I need marcus' address
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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