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    Default Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets

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    FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29491384/

    This is kinda funny.

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    Was she black?
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    lol yes.

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    I would've sued 'em in small claims court for breach of contract seeking actual damages + lawyers fees + free mcflurries 4 life, yo

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    Mcnuggets is srs bsnss.

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    oh look a pretty picture
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Well now that you can buy nuggets by the nugget nationwide they should have prepared for swarms of darkies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Well now that you can buy nuggets by the nugget nationwide
    Wut?

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    This is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Wut?
    Well you can do it in Tennessee and Missouri and I've seen commercials for it, so I assumed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Well you can do it in Tennessee and Missouri and I've seen commercials for it, so I assumed.
    No, I mean "I did not understand, please explain further/better."

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    Also, I feel it would be a crime not to mention the fact that chicken nuggets are infinitely better south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    No, I mean "I did not understand, please explain further/better."
    I'm going to make this simple. You can now buy just a single mcnugget.

    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm going to make this simple. You can now buy just a single mcnugget.

    N
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    Oh, hey there shinysides.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    While I don't really like mcnuggets, this could be a godsend. Do you know how many times I've wished I had a mcnugget to throw at someone? Not many, but now that they sell one mcnugget I've thought of nothing else for the past 20 minutes. I wonder if they're doing this up north too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm going to make this simple. You can now buy just a single mcnugget.

    but do you get a free sauce with just one or do you still have to buy 6 or what is the deal with that

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    :O you get free sauce in america?

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    You don't get free sauce in Australia?

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    Actually, having read the news story, she's not completely in the wrong. This isn't some crazy black bitch going 'Aww no u aint got no nuggets up in dis house den I'ma call da pigs!". If she ordered it and they say 'sure' and she pays and then they say they don't have it then she should get her money back, simple as.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Well now that you can buy nuggets by the nugget nationwide they should have prepared for swarms of darkies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Well you can do it in Tennessee and Missouri and I've seen commercials for it, so I assumed.
    you can't do that in MD, not even in ghetto county (aka PG county). you can prolly only do it in the backasswards states like tennessee and missoura.

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    i'll give you free sauz

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    I saw it on the news this morning and watching her explain it was even more hilarious.

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    I was pretty outraged at first, but when I saw that they're pressing criminal charges I LOL'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Actually, having read the news story, she's not completely in the wrong. This isn't some crazy black bitch going 'Aww no u aint got no nuggets up in dis house den I'ma call da pigs!". If she ordered it and they say 'sure' and she pays and then they say they don't have it then she should get her money back, simple as.
    This. What McDonald's did was fraud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    This. What McDonald's did was fraud.
    I got Negarepped for that post. Someone really loves McDonalds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got Negarepped for that post. Someone really loves McDonalds.
    I blame ronald
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    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    I saw it on the news this morning and watching her explain it was even more hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    That newslady is very unprofessional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    What's worse for kids, McDonalds or Barbie?

    Answer: Fox News.

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    Just what we need, more proof that America is falling apart before our very eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    This. What McDonald's did was fraud.
    It's not fraud. It's ineptitude!

    This stupid lady is completely in the wrong; it just so happens that McD's also happened to be slightly wrong.

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    Okay, Jem. Send me $3,000, and I'll get you into any college you want to in the US.

    Only, after you send me the money, I offer you a shitty substitute community college and refuse to give your money back, even if the product is of equal or lesser value.

    While she shouldn't have called 911, I highly doubt she has the BBB or a lawyer on speed-dial.

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    The BBB? We're talking about a matter of, what, three dollars? Not even -- because she was offered anything else from the menu. It is a matter of some stupid "principle", if you can even call it that. It is nonsense that she should have gotten the po-po involved. It is nonsense that she should have made as big a fuss as she did.

    Your analogy is useless. We're not talking about any amount of money that could make a difference to anything, and we're not talking about something like college or education which has a bearing on one's entire life. This is inconsequential stupidity. Sure, she should have gotten her money back, but no matter revolving around three dollars is business for the police.

    She is a self-righteous, unhinged unfortunate. The McDonalds employees are just inept silly people with no idea of customer service.

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    Oh shit son, dem crackaz be frontin. Me and da homies came here to get our mcniggets on, fo sho, so we'd betta get our chickenz or we gon go pop a cap in yo ass cracka.

    Niggers and chicken, what do you expect? It makes them crazier than usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    The BBB? We're talking about a matter of, what, three dollars? Not even -- because she was offered anything else from the menu. It is a matter of some stupid "principle", if you can even call it that. It is nonsense that she should have gotten the po-po involved. It is nonsense that she should have made as big a fuss as she did.

    Your analogy is useless. We're not talking about any amount of money that could make a difference to anything, and we're not talking about something like college or education which has a bearing on one's entire life. This is inconsequential stupidity. Sure, she should have gotten her money back, but no matter revolving around three dollars is business for the police.

    She is a self-righteous, unhinged unfortunate. The McDonalds employees are just inept silly people with no idea of customer service.
    a chick called the police because a woman sold her bad coke and she wanted her money back once.
    people are retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    The BBB? We're talking about a matter of, what, three dollars? Not even -- because she was offered anything else from the menu. It is a matter of some stupid "principle", if you can even call it that. It is nonsense that she should have gotten the po-po involved. It is nonsense that she should have made as big a fuss as she did.

    Your analogy is useless. We're not talking about any amount of money that could make a difference to anything, and we're not talking about something like college or education which has a bearing on one's entire life. This is inconsequential stupidity. Sure, she should have gotten her money back, but no matter revolving around three dollars is business for the police.

    She is a self-righteous, unhinged unfortunate. The McDonalds employees are just inept silly people with no idea of customer service.
    At what dollar amount are we allowed to make a fuss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by piranhas View Post
    At what dollar amount are we allowed to make a fuss?
    Three fiddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piranhas View Post
    At what dollar amount are we allowed to make a fuss?
    Anything that has any consequence. I don't know what that is for this woman, but it wasn't three dollars.

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    "The manager just took my money and won't give me my money back, trying to make me get something off the menu that I don't want," Goodman said in one of the 911 calls. "I ordered chicken nuggets. They don't have chicken nuggets, and so I told her, 'Just give me my money back,' and she tells me I have to pick something else off the menu. She is not going to give me my money back, and she don't have the right to take my money."

    Or...

    Da managa took my mony an won give it back. She try make me give somethin ought da menu but tolds her I don wan dat shit.

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