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    Default How do I use a sex tape in order to cause the most damage and make the most money?

    OK here's the deal. After my ex GF and I broke up and I stopped being a whiny little bitch about her, wised up and realized there are far better and hotter chicks out there, I had like a 2 month fling with this, let's just say "older" woman. Not scary freaky old or anything, but older than an 18 year old boy should probably be messing around with. Or TOO old for HER to be messing around with an 18 year old boy. Anyway - I had a little bit of a Stiffler's Mom thing going on. I got to do the older woman fantasy and she got a guy who can last for a long time and then go again 15 minutes later, lather rinse repeat about 4 or 5 times.

    Well, she was kinda a freak in some ways. We made a few tapes, which I kept. I don't really know why I kept them. She just gave them to me and said they were something to remember her by. I watched them like once and they didn't do much for me. I mean it's kinda weird to watch yourself having sex. I consideredt throwing them out but then decided not to because hey, someday I probably WOULD want to remember my mispent youth.

    Fast forward to now and she's being a gigantic cunt. Out of nowhere she starts calling and emailing me telling me she had a boyfriend the whole time, I treated her like shit, etc etc all kind of insults on everything you could ever imagine. I don't even know where she's getting some of this shit, honestly. Like, my taste in clothes is terrible. What fucking hell does that matter anyway? She's just trying to be a cunt and piss me off. Well, it's worked.

    Here's the thing - what can I do with the tapes to cause the most mayhem and destruction? I'm thinking I could send them to the boyfriend, but then he might just come after ME. The thing that's looking like the best bet is her kid is old enough to know what's up. Plus, he hates his mother. PLUS, he has a lot of money via a very rich godfather who likes to send him shit like Kindles and Ipods oh...because it's Tuesday.

    I'm thinking either tell her that she buys my silence and I destroy the tapes in front of her, or I go for the kid. I'm fucking sick of this shit, and I fully realize I'm the one in the position of power here.

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    Here's an idea, just let it be. Take the higher ground and just be civil about it. Don't blackmail or seek vengeance, but let her live her life and you, yours. It seems you strive to make everything a battle. There are always to sides to a story.

    Oh wait, I realize you have trouble with that on the internet.

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    Holy shit you had sex 5 times in 1 day with only 15 minute breaks!?

    I want to be you!

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    1. put tapes on computer
    2. put tapes on porntub.com
    3. ?????
    4. Profit!

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    Neither one of you are celebrities so I don't see why you think you can get anything more than maybe $50 bucks.

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    tell her you lied about your age and you're actually 12

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Here's an idea, just let it be. Take the higher ground and just be civil about it. Don't blackmail or seek vengeance, but let her live her life and you, yours. It seems you strive to make everything a battle. There are always to sides to a story.

    Oh wait, I realize you have trouble with that on the internet.
    Did you miss the part where she started contacting me? I've put up with pointless insults and shit for over a month. I block one email address, she takes out another. I screen out one phone number, 2 days later she's calling me from another phone. You may find it hard to believe, but I've done nothing to provoke this. I broke it off because it just ran it's course and it's not like I want a girlfriend with a pre-teen son at 18 years old, so it couldn't go anywhere. She seemed to understand. Until she had 3 weeks to stew about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    Holy shit you had sex 5 times in 1 day with only 15 minute breaks!?

    I want to be you!
    Well I mean I slowed down a little towards the last couple of times. It was like a half hour, 40 minutes by that time. And to be fair this was right after cross country camp where you all shower together and basically have no alone time, so it was also after like a week of not jerking off. Normally I can only go twice rapid fire like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Neither one of you are celebrities so I don't see why you think you can get anything more than maybe $50 bucks.
    This is totally true. She just thinks she can push me around and try to make my life hell, even if I only get $50 she gets a lesson in that not everybody puts up with shit and continues to "play nice". I'm 18. I have the right to be a vindictive little twerp.

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    If you were honestly "sick of this shit" then you would have blocked her number and cut off all contact with her awhile ago. She pushes you around and makes your life hell only because you allow it.

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    If I allowed it, I wouldn't block her emails and phone #s as soon as she gets new ones. I don't call her back, I don't answer her calls. This enrages her even more.

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    Revenge is always the answer

    I'm being serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Well I mean I slowed down a little towards the last couple of times. It was like a half hour, 40 minutes by that time. And to be fair this was right after cross country camp where you all shower together and basically have no alone time, so it was also after like a week of not jerking off. Normally I can only go twice rapid fire like that.
    Oh ok. Well its still really impressive!

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    Is it? Seriously? I'm not just looking for an ego stroke, I just thought most of us young guys could pop at least a couple times in rapid succession, no problem.

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    Ok i'm bored now.

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    But Mang, I really want to know more about the sexual prowess of my peers.

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    Post videos here and I'll tell you if the media will be interested in them.

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    If you do decide to blackmail and destroy the tapes in front of her, at least keep a copy hidden, ok.
    And send them to me, 'ole Scarfy can put them on the internet

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    Scarfy just wants to see your nekkid boyish body.

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    Fuck dude, do you want a real answer or not?

    A) continue to ignore her

    B) file a police report

    C) shut the fuck up

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    No dude I want a real fucking answer.

    I went the police route already. The emails are worthless because it doesn't prove SHE was the one on the computer at the time. Like, I could send you 400 harassing emails, but maybe my brother got online if I forgot to log off or something. The phone calls, all they can do if they keep up is give her like a $200 ticket for an ordinance violation for harassment. Know what an ordinance violation is? Jack shit. It's the same thing you get if you play your music too loud or have a car rusting in your front yard.

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    Do you live at home?

    When I had a guy harassing me sorta similar to your situation minus a sex tape, I had my dad go after him.

    Maybe you could get your mom or someone to tell the bitch off and to threaten her if she doesn't leave you alone..

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    Nah, not at home, I'm at school. And seriously, if I have my mom or dad call, that just looks worse. I should be able to handle my own shit, and even if it would help, I'm really not too interested in explaining what the hell I was doing with a woman of her age anyway.

    Valuable lesson I've taken from this: If a mature woman is at all interested in having an equal relationship with an 18 year old, she is not that "mature" and is seriously fucked up in the head. Oh well live and learn.

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    Was it a relationship? Or just ass?

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    I thought it was just ass and I also thought I made that very clear. I mean when you think about it, a relationship would be a little creepy. Just ass is creepy too, only slightly less so. I mean any rational person would feel the same way - like let's have our fun, live out our sick little fantasy, and then move on. I guess I didn't account for the fact that I wasn't dealing with a rational person.

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    I thought you were pretty damn cute, so I wouldn't mind seeing you plowing her <---AGAIN THESE SHOULD BE SHIFTY EYES DAI TENGU


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    Blackmail is illegal. Don't be a fucking moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post

    When I had a guy harassing me sorta similar to your situation minus a sex tape, I had my dad go after him.
    yeah his dad can go after her lol snort snort

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    Blackmail is illegal. Don't be a fucking moron.
    Stop trying to shit on his picnic.

    Blackmail her for all she's worth, or if that fails just give the tapes her kid, tell him they're bootlegs of something or another and scar him for life, costing her thousands in therapy for him.

    And stick them online as well. There's a site (I'll look it up if you actually decide to go down this route) that gives you a grand for a few hours of home sex tapes so, depending on how long the tapes are, you could be quids in. Then there's also a few channels over here where you send them a tape of you fucking and then, if they show it, they pay £250. Given the exchange rate that would be megabucks for you in exchange for airmailing a tape.

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    While I don't condone illegal activities, we're all guilty of them at some point, (I like looking at it through the "it's only illegal if you get caught" mindset) but then you could look at it as a canceling out method: she's harassing you and such, and you want to end it, so you put the tapes up online/mail them in/make money, and everything (assuming there's nothing else to come of this later on) is all said and done.

    At least, that's how I'm looking at it.

    Still though, blackmailing this woman? I would just ignore her, and be safe. Sure, you may not make any money putting the tapes up anywhere, but then again you're definitely not loosing money in case police/lawsuits come your way.

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    There are ways to handle the situation that are legal and not ethically questionable. That's all I'm saying.

    What you are talking about doing to this woman isn't okay just because she's behaving like a crazy person.

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    For starters, if I was going to start causing problems with someone that I knew had sex tapes of me, I'd take into consideration what they would be willing to do. She doesn't think you have the balls to do it. Prove her wrong, mail them to her boyfriend and buy a gun.

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    Email her a copy of the video with a play-by-play commentary.

    "Okay, you see when you grit your exposed teeth when you're jacking me off? NOT SEXY."

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    fuck ethics this is the internet

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    OK she consented to make the tapes. She consented to me having them. They are now my property and I can do what I want with them. So we take money out of the equation so it's not blackmail. Anything I do with them is perfectly legal. It might not be "nice", but right now I couldn't give a flying fuck less about nice. If you don't want sex tapes of yourself getting into the wrong hands, don't make sex tapes and if you're going to make sex tapes, either keep them yourself or don't be a douchebag to the person that has them.
    Last edited by Cryptic; 09-28-2008 at 08:20 PM.

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    Fine, then don't be an asshole for yourself. For your own conscious and for the sake of future prospects. If I knew or found out that a potential boyfriend burned bridges behind him like this, I would think twice about dating him unless I were a vidictive asshole myself or unless I were stupid enough not to care. On the other hand, if I knew he tried to have the best out of his old relationships, or at least tried to end them gracefully with the least damage inflicted, then that would be a point for him in my book.

    Also, what do you think a prospective girlfriend would think if she were to know that you turned debased this symbol of trust?

    But just to make sure, I really should vet these tapes.


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    I get what you're saying sycld, but the thing is it was never a symbol of trust. I was never with her. We were never committed to one another. There was no trust to be had or broken It was essentially a 2 month one night stand. The understanding was get together, have fun, when it ran its course be left with a few good, crazy memories. Until she started being a psycho twat about it, that's what I would have done.

    If I'd actually been with her and cared about her and/or we had a relationship, even if I never felt as strongly for her as she did for me, it would be different. THEN even if she flipped I'd never even think of it. But this woman who's old enough to be my mother, who if she had a brain in her head would know I could never be anything to her, is chasing after me wanting...I don't even know...and I'm supposed to care about how SHE feels?

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    I love how you are like "an 18 year old boy" and "she's old enough to be my mother", if you had a problem with the age difference then why did you fuck her?

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    I don't have a problem with the age difference. I just realized even then that because of it, it could never be more than just a roll in the old proverbial hay. I thought she was fun and attractive, and just about every young guy has an older woman fantasy...at least I did. Really the age difference (at that time, anyway) would have been the only thing keeping me from dating her. She should also realize that she can't get the kind of committment and stability she wants from an 18 year old. If anything, it should have been naive and inexperienced, starry eyed me that fell for her and not the other way around.

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    Every time somebody makes a thread like this everyone gets offended.

    I think that is funny

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    I hear blackmail was recently made legal so you should definitely do that.

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    The thing about blackmail is it is practically unprovable.

    "He said he was gonna blackmail me"
    "No wai, I never did"

    Legal stalemate

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